Flaming Bagpipes

“im not an extremist im just a normal guy from the 90’s” if a guy from the 90’s woke up today he would kill himself. He would speak to you for 2 minutes and shoot himself in the head. A normal guy would think you are an alien

second most racist person you’ve ever met after listening to the most racist person you’ve ever met: he’s a real class act isn’t he?

Me and Stephen Miller were friends growing up but he wasn’t allowed to come over to my house after he punched a hole through our drywall after seeing a woman on our TV

Let’s make certain if the draft starts it’s forced to immediately stop actually

I wish there was a level of politically involved that was above wearing a “Don’t Blame Me I Voted For The Loud Woman” shirt but right below the Guy Who Blows Entire Leg Off Making Pipe Bombs in His Dads Garage

With a name like Humpty Dumpty he should be thankful he’s known for a fall and not Allegations

oh, you’re upset that the federal government murdered someone? Name every murder ever then.

Stephen miller was breast fed until 14 years old

Looking back it’s pretty clear “the algorithm” was an extremely purposeful shift towards the consolidation of information, ensuring 1.) creators would create content that pleases the algorithm 2.) creators who didn’t please the algorithm would be iced out.

I know people talk about “forgiving Trump voters”. But like, I have never met a regretful Trump voter who I believed wouldn’t vote for a different Trump in a heart beat. They’re regretful because everyone hates them, not because they understand what makes people hate them for being Trump voters

there is something hilarious about seeing a person make sobriety their entire personality and you find out that their tipping point was something like realizing they enjoyed a beer after work

if you think you’re anxious now wait until a firing squad unloads on Stephen Miller and he turns around unharmed and says “the prophecy has been fulfilled”

this is the last thing a black kid on his bike sees before the n word gets screamed out the passenger window of a lifted truck

if Trump knew what he was doing he could just not tell people he’s blowing up boats with predator missiles and instead use CIA operatives to convince the locals it was aliens

when i become president im turning the ballroom into a cross fit influencer gym in my attempt to break the presidential assassination speedrun

you can induce schizophrenia in basically anyone over 20 years old by showing them the right combo of TikTok’s

Jelly Roll is the only musician that I’ve heard people preface their love for him by saying “I’m not a fan of his music but…”

lol. You’re going to shoot me because I’m antifa? ICE Agent: *shoots me* really? You realize it’s an ideology not a group, right? Ice Agent: *Shoots me again* Lmao show me the “antifa headquarters” ICE Agent: *Empties clip into me and kills my neighbors dog*

my dad works at the White House and said they actually weren’t supposed to knock anything down but Pete Hegseth thought it was Beer Friday and wanted to operate heavy machinery

if I was the guy demolishing the White House with a backhoe I’d be blasting Animal by 3 Days Grace

does Trump realize how gay a BALL room is anyway

the thing about regretful Trump voters is that the vast majority of them would instantly vote for Trump 2 in a heart beat

Zero percent of violent groups were violent for the sake of violence. There is absolutely zero societal or evolutionary benefit for a group of people to just begin killing indiscriminately. Obviously there’s outliers — serial killers, mass shooters etc. but they are not groups, they are people

Violence obviously is bad, I feel like I have to specify that for when these posts that I send into the void end up being scraped by an all seeing surveillance system. Not that it would matter in that case, but I digress.

Correct. So why are we doing nothing?

we’re two weeks away from footage of this kid actively participating in an ICE raid

y’all mind if this white boy walk with whimsy in his heart?

i don’t watch Fox News, idiot. I listen to a podcast where two guys share the exact same views as Fox News while occasionally making fart jokes

i loved Paul walkers work with minors i had no idea about his little hot wheels movies

musician who wrote the song “I want to shoot a Republican in the chest with a revolver (and piss on their grave): I hate Donald Trump 40 year old conservative: yeah I loved them before they decided to get political. go woke go broke

man the silent hill teaser was predictably god awful. Even more predictably I will be seeing it release day

what if Jesus was actually just some loser that got taken under the wing of a bunch of jocks who ironically hyped him up as a bit. basically im asking what the chances are that Jesus was the original and most successful lolcow

the blatantly manufactured outrage at the Cracker Barrel logo change seems stupid at first glance, but i think it’s obvious that it’s essentially a show of force. If a mob can be whipped into a frenzy for something as benign as a logo change, you better play ball.

it’s really difficult to see what little resistance there is from democrats as anything more than theater. This administration is openly laying the ground work for technocracy. Dark Enlightenment has a name. Its supporters like Peter Theil and JD Vance have names, yet it’s never acknowledged.

in the grocery store not buying anything just walking around like people used to do at the mall

i took Stephen Miller to a frat party back in 2009 and we got kicked out after someone found him in the bathroom cutting the eyes out of a picture of one of the brothers moms

lowkey the fact that a significant number of Americans got so mad about pronouns and trans athletes that they decided speedrunning authoritarianism was the only other choice is kind of funny

*smiling smugly as the ICE agent puts his gun to the back of my head and executes me because i know that when they went low i went high*