david.j.cannon

Playlist: Rat Racism (The Specials) Far Right Here, Far Right Now (Fatboy Slim) Whiter Shade of Pale (Procol Harum) Nazi - Janet Jackson Goose Step into Christmas (Elton John) In a Bigot Country (Big Country) Hitler Me With Your Rhythm Stick (Ian Dury) What’s Goerring On? (Marvin Gaye)

Just come up with a new Social Media Law (Cannon’s Law) similar to Godwins Law, whereby the longer a thread about Farage, DannyT, Yaxley, Blackshorts, etc becomes, the probability of someone posting a GIF of David Mitchell saying “Are WE the baddies” tends to 1.

We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1

I have to say that my chat with Mitch McConnell this morning took considerably longer than twenty minutes as he can’t move the glass around as quickly as he used to.

Has Chris Mason written a puff piece for the BBC website yet on why Starmer resigning might be bad news for Andy Burnham? 🙄

Please retweet.

If Harold Shipman was alive today, and gave Farage a big enough donation, Reform UK Ltd would propose changing the law to make the murdering of pensioners legal.

Happy Foam Hat Day to all who celebrate the patron saint of Ireland , Saint Arthur of Guinness.

My wife and I visited a lovely little gastropub in the country for a nice Mothers Day meal, and as I went to the bar to get the drinks in, she asked me to get a quick picture of the specials on my phone.

Just received a txt message from a random mobile phone number saying that it was my Dad just testing out the new SIM card he’s received. What I want to know is which mobile phone operator is delivering that good a signal six feet under Braddan Cemetary.

Happy ‘Jeremy Clarkson exam failures’ tweet to all who celebrate this tedious advice annually. 🥳🍾🎉🍻

Someone needs to replace Rod Stewart’s mic. The one he’s using now seems to be badly out of tune.

“Hey, we need to install a yank as Pope. You need to, how can I put this, clear off.”

Dear Elon, My five achievements from last week; - posted several abusive statements about Orange Shitler - posted a horrible insult about Steve Bannon - posted an appalling slur about DOGE - posted something funny and abusive about the Tories - posted several slanderous accusations about you.

I’ve been on Facebook for quite a long time, just to keep track of all my old friends. Concerned about Zuck dropping his pants for Shitler, but thought I’d stay with it for a bit. Just been on and every other article in my timeline is false articles praising Musk, RFK jr., etc. Bye bye Zuck.

Since upgrading my device to one that uses facial recognition, I’ve been losing more and more sleep worrying over the possibility that Brad Pitt might now be able to hack into my phone.