Acolyte of Shadows

Today we all saw a murder. Tomorrow the news will say as little about it as possible. In weeks it may be forgotten. In a month it may be repeated. In a century it will be in a history book. Remember how you feel today. Remember it always.

MTGs resignation is a woman who is no longer protected, l by the cult she helped create. She understands she is immediately losing her job anyway. Rest assured she will get a lifetime of free healthcare paid for by you and me.

I have figured out how to do the sesame Street vampire accent. Well my supervisor said it was great but I will need to be let go.

Who knew a major crack and maga would be formed by the anti-Semites rubbing against the Islam guys Just two hateful groups that can't agree on the group to hate

Sometimes I get afraid of Republicans. Then I watch Fox News talk about an escalator as if it was an attempt on the president's life.

Ice is the only policing force too ashamed to show their faces. Keep in mind cops murder people and go brag about it on the news. Why do ashamed ice?

Good news! The rapture will not affect the federal government!

And that annoying no talent hack Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back The victory for the first amendment and proof that when Democrats boycott something it f****** gets results

One note about this whole homeschool debate. None of the kids I knew who were homeschooled are homeschooling their children. But maybe that's because a few of them are still in prison.

I wonder what the Republicans justifications will be when Trump finds a way to start shooting people.

The eventual demise of cracker barrel will show that reactionary rejection of change due to perceived nostalgia does not actually generate additional funds for the company. In short you being pissed off at the logo change doesn't get you to buy food next week.

Mind blowing watching modern shows depict teenagers having braces as a social hindrance instead of a sign of being upper middle class.

Apparently the whole family are war veterans. Like 3 bronze stars between father and son. Can't seem to figure out what the crime was though. 🤷 m.facebook.com/story.php?st...

taking bets on how maga's going to react with Trump dies Currently the money's split between mass suicide and worshiping him as an actual new God.

The left boycotts a business because of racism. The right boycotts because they're afraid of change.

Looking back I believe the crazed Evangelical reaction to the tickle me Elmo was the correct way to react to robots. "Godless, soulless monsters sent to corrupt us and destroy our families"

I think every conservative influence starts out thinking they are the smartest man in a room of morons Then they either find out they are not, or look around one day and see if they are not dumb enough for their base anymore.

I guess the question becomes. Why are there no big Republican run cities?

Has anyone checked in on the dudes who didn't vote for Harris but voted for Biden? I bet picking the lessor of two evil doesn't sound like such a terrible thing anymore.

Dating is weird It's not just that she's a conservative who gloated about ice in her profile, and that she is very overweight/ugly It's that she commented on one of my gym photos saying she "might be interested in a one night stand if I drop all the demo-rat nonsense" 😵‍💫🤢🤮 WTF is wrong with them

I think Republicans really wish they could go back to bitching about blue haired socialist trying to get safe spaces at college.

Broken men make hard times. Hard times make broken men Soft times make broken men look bad Broken men hate soft times.

I live in a rich area so I get a lot of people soliciting religions. They get mad when I point them in the direction of the homeless camp a few blocks away. Feels like they don't want to help the poor and needy. Seems like they just want to convert rich people.

Israel is America's welfare state.

Is it just me or do Republicans seem to get really mad when their political beliefs affect their lives. Guys maybe think about that.

The only thing you need to consider with the Sydney Sweeney ad is this No major brand makes an advertisement without running it through a lot of people. Someone at the company knows there's a bunch of Nazis in the government and they made an ad that can be interpreted as talking about eugenics

I think the Texas dems leaving the state is the first time in my lifetime The Democrats have shut down the government I'm a little proud of them for finally starting to play "dirty"

My whole life Republicans hated welfare Queens until Elon musk walked his South African, 14 children, four baby mamas, never turned down a government check, coked up, ass into the room.

One of the funniest things in the Bible happens in kings Kings has those " would you like to know more" pop-ups from starship troopers everywhere Basically telling you hey these are the religious parts of this guys story but you can go read a different book about him if you want........

Crazy how many people just can't imagine a better world. Crazier still has many will fight to keep it where it is. Craziest how many are organized to make it worse.

The company I work for just described layoffs for our safety team as waste elimination Waste as in garbage or s*** And yes the safety team is considered waste.

Kind of pathetic South Park insulted the left and minorities for more then a decade then poked Trump once and everyones acted like they are gandalf coming over the hill They see a world without Trump and want to keep the conservatives "their audience" who are abandoning Trump It's just money yall

My uncle now thinks that everyone needs to compromise on politics. He thinks this because he now believes conservatives would lose a hypothetical civil war. I asked him what the compromise between fascism and democracy is. He told me that I am the problem

Americans dress like pilgrims for Thanksgiving We dress like Irish immigrants for Saint Patrick's For Christmas we pretend to be 1800's germans So inaccurate I wonder what future generations will wear when they celebrate the day America votes back it's democracy? Bucket hats? Coach bags? Crocs?

I'm not saying Trump is a trans chaser. Just that he surrounds himself with people who would need to put biological (male/female) in their dating profile.

Sometimes I work out thinking about if I got my hero moment Ya know, jump in front of a car to save a kid Sometimes I remember picking up litter and volunteering for my community is the hero moment I'm offered everyday. But I keep doing push ups in case the ninjas attack 🤦

We live in a country where about 30% of the population thinks the president is under the control of a cabal of pedophile liars instead of him just being a pedophile liar.

I heard the new Superman movie is some woke b**** b*******, where Superman is some emotional protesty loser With reviews like that I'm really looking forward to watching the movie.

The second amendment exist to protect the civilian population from a tyrannical government Like hypothetically if the gov were going into someone's community and kidnapping people for being brown Just saying open carry would solve a lot of our problems You don't join ice if you have balls

We live in a world where the same pastor who spends an hour and a half going over Jacobs two wives and two mistresses will turn around and tell us all that marriage has to be between a man and a woman.

If you believe in evolution You cannot reject the idea that life started on our planet because some alien washed out their kids fish tank a couple trillion years ago. Evolution would have occurred either way.

No man has ever hit a woman. If you hit a woman you were never a man.

I'm noticing a swing online with Christian Republicans saying that Jesus wouldn't be a Democrat because he wouldn't choose a party. 6 months ago I was seeing AI Jesus wearing mega hats so okay then.

Reading comments under news clips of Trump signing his bill is like eavesdropping on sheep bragging about how forward in the line at the butcher shop they are.

Do not take solace in the fact that the horrible thing Republicans have just done to this nation will disproportionately affect them They are brothers and sisters Do remind them they will never benefit from voting Republican

And just like that the poorest people you know are going to die When they die remember it was the Republicans in Congress who did this.

We really should start calling the Republican party the American fascist party Make them own it or make them defend it

The Christiand at Fox News laughed at the idea of Christian Hispanics being eaten by animals if they try to escape the concentration camp Google Rome and Christian for irony

Crazy to think that Andrew Cuomo did some weird sex stuff and the Democratic voting base turned on him immediately Because we are not like Republicans.

I do love Republicans freaking out about a $30 minimum wage in New York City It's f****** New York City guys. I've seen some people paying $4,000 in rent. At $30 an hour with no taxes that's $5,200 a month. And I'm sure New York doesn't have any taxes 🤷