Act III

can i switch my gavel for a sledgehammer

imagine living in a cul de sac in the 60s with your neighbors being Bewitched, I Dream of Jeannie, and the Monkees - honorable mention, Partridge Family, Shirley Jones was the OG milf

Ken and Barbie Mitchell P #art

gotta admit that 30 years ago i was in charge of radiocarbon dating and as a joke I added 1,000 years to every date

people be vampires like Colin Robinson sucking energy from others by being a piece of annoying shit on person to feel alive

focus focus wednesday already cut myself off from as many people as i can and still survive it helps having Bluesky to at least type words into the world

so one scribe 2000 years ago wrote Red Sea instead of Reed Sea

focus focus on the flamingos feeding on algae it's their eyes that draw me

focus focus on good thoughts don't dwell on the losers i know i know but i'm gonna have to remind myself a few days weeks and i gonna try just writing it out to focus my brain good night and have a pleasant tomorrow

my offering of peace and beauty Flor d'luna - Santana

#EmojiSounds #MusicChallenge Day 11: 🐫 Blues For Allah: Sand Castles and Glass Camels/Unusual Occurrences In The Desert - Grateful Dead youtu.be/JR4jRx0tSKE?...

sometimes you can ride your bicycle without it being a political fucking statement

#MusicChallenge #EmojiSounds Day 3 3️⃣ The Doors-Touch Me (Take 3) Fascinating to have various takes available for classic recordings. To my ears, the opening guitar and Jim's vocals are cleaner and less effected. Today, I learned that the end chant is "stronger than dirt" youtu.be/YMLiD1n_9Ng?...

when you investigate all the really idiot Marketing Cult Scams that take Americans for trillions, you can see how a real fuck of a liar with no moral compass could take over americans are missing something more than money but think that money is what they're missing

This is the time of year when the normally boring blue skies of Los Angeles get interesting

"Daddy was a bankrobber but he never hurt nobody." I used to sing this song to my girls when they were little. They turned out alright. youtu.be/ttJBdr6eBuo?...

my waves of depression and non-depression craves really bad sugar coated comfort food, tasty kakes wrapped in licorice and baked in a donut with hamburgers on the side

#WorldAToZ #MusicChallenge Day 25: Free choice Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere - Neil Young With Crazy Horse youtu.be/bsZjKQEN1tY?...

when a show embraces a bit of crazy like It's Always Sunny, it's hard to go there season 16 without becoming a parody of yourself and maybe they okay with that

they found their gods in nature and we called them barbarians

no matter how many cookies.... never mind oh i ate one two -- album

#NoDullMoments1971 #MusicChallenge A big thank you to @jubbsmccoy.bsky.social for this great challenge! Day 10 This album is one of my all time favorites and I haven’t seen this song posted yet. I like to listen to it loud. Bitch - The Rolling Stones youtu.be/jmISU2ZfUyc?...

the water was thick, tough to swim today, too much damn hydrogen

took a course in nature about standing out in the crowd, and it was free 🥳

fashion is for people without style

doesn't look too deep right here....

saw the yellow Teletubby working as a bartender at a strip club on Lankershim

watching college football ohio vs texas and hoping they both lose

next up on this 14 billion dollar show we gon shoot watermelons to compare shooting medieval arrows at the enemy, and we'll spend extra money on a super slow mo camera for all the watermelon guts to explode, just like war

Evan Nicole Bell @evannicolebell.bsky.social 🎶'Help Me' #blues #bluesmusic #IndependentArtist

the movie opens in black and white with a lone sad cello playing, are you sure this is an action film

the roommate that's always worried about others stealing things is usually the one stealing

if something is supposed to move it's gon wear out

superstitious but with once you get in a good groove don't do anything different to chase it away

Why don't we all just declare ourselves a church? --- you all say you belong to mine, I'll say I go to yours then we pay no taxes --- the true separation of church and state #bluesky #politics #SmartMoney

The most famous warm-up in football history. On this day in 1989, Napoli faced Bayern Munich at Olimpiastadion in Munich and Diego (inadvertently) created a piece of art for the ages 🥹

i remember when MTV played music -- and i remember when ESPN played sports Amazing playoff hockey right now and ESPN running 24/7 ads for wrestling with punter Pat rent-a-jerk play acting some dumb ass shit

my whole life sports were a huge part of me part escape, challenge, fun, and get way to talk during the holidays now, billionaires have made sports into a greedy cesspool of stupid when a drunk drug addicted wife beater crashes while talking to a drug addicted rapist pedophile is a sport headline

if you were hoping for more bad calls to screw your NFL parlay - the Billionaire owners don't want to pay the refs so you getting scabs this year #football #espn

Canadian Football is on this afternoon. Guess what? first half of play, not one 17 minute penalty review with 14 page explanations followed by 34,000 betting ads and then a coaches challenge sandwiched between insipid Collingsworth blah blah blahing every spare breath #NFL #football

Just bought Earl's TV Repair and Travel Agency. We're thinking of expanding to video rentals as well.

job interview today which means: drug test background test citizenship test nothing about the actual job matters as long as i comply

the Eagles need to trade AJ Brown for healthy offensive linemen, what's the use of having a Ferrari on the team when the QB on his back?

well the New York Jets finally figured it all out, they got Geno Smith as their QB. They not even trying anymore. Woody Johnson just keeping all the money. 😂😂😂😂

ESPN shouting yelling, thanking god that Tua got his bag, that he's worth it and how smart, ESPN shouting yelling, cursing the cap hit that releasing Tua means billionaire owners gon have to sell more advertising, maybe get rid of that old fashioned dolphin for a tesla on the helmet. #NotTheirMoney

dreaming of babylon

it's finally TIME! I'm watching The Adventures of Pluto Nash. -- don't be jealous, you can watch too if you dare