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#Brewers I like these guys. www.mlb.com/video/Brewers first to 70 wins in 2026?affiliateId=mlbapp-android_video-share

Loving how he is getting fan recognition. "COOOOOOOOO" www.mlb.com/video/Cooper Pratt's RBI single?affiliateId=mlbapp-android_video-share

Remember when God murdered everyone including animals but came back to apologize like, "Hey, cute. Right?"

Reddit hosts some of the most harmful rhetoric on the internet. But if you suggest Patriot Front marches themselves to a volcano *YOU* get banned. Fuck reddit.

The price of Whiteclaws is so much higher on the summer I decided to limit carbs. One solution is buy seltzers and vodka and replicate it myself. You're now putting a Wisconite in charge of pouring his own drinks, on a hot summer day, with a short-sighted quest. Whiteclaw...Ye be warned.

Pete Hegseth: This guy's got low T! It's so low it reads OO. *guy drinking Oolong Tea scratches his head*

Yes, that's right. The legendary Detroit Pistons Small Forward 1994-2000 will be suiting up to hurl for the Milwaukee Brewers!

"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS! And anyone else, all are welcome."

America is seeing the strongest Belgian fortification since 1944.

Just "make-believe" militarized executions in the name of Christianity as a performance for children. What's the big deal? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I bet in the coming week we get a comment from Trump calling the NBA Championship MVP a "loser". www.thedailybeast.com/new-york-kni...

Josh Hokit walks back thinking he can avoid backlash. Joe Rogan blames the event booking. “I thought I was giving her a compliment" ... "It’s more like she knows how to deal with adversity, she knows how to work hard like a man when the times get tough."-Hokit thehill.com/blogs/in-the...

Japan vs. Sweden in Dallas. I can only think of this.

I keep seeing commercials saying Coca-Cola is the official drink of the FIFA World Cup. But Scotland made it pretty clear that it's beer. Any beer, all beer, beer in general.

Happy Obama Day everyone!

I expect her to eat a big bowl of Shut The Fuck Up.

This is the main reason I tuned in. The big beautiful boos. (Sound on!)

Just watched "Hits" (free on Tubi) written and directed by David Cross One of the best build ups to an unforseen conclusion. Amazing movie.

I like when these polls show up on my Samsung News feed.

The Beets have announced they will not perform at the Freedom 250 concert. Front man Munroe Yoder brings up the low financial compensation as reason for backing out, saying, "I need more allowance! Yo-lay-hee-hoo."

How many times do you think Jackson Dart's name has been spelled Jackson Fart? How many times was it actually an accident? How many times will it be an accident from here on out?

Really? On Bluesky? What are they going to do? Promote ridicule, disdain, and shame towards the American government? We already have that. What else you got?

Putin visits China: China knows Putin likes a strong military. Trump visits China: China knows Trump likes...

Turang is having a great seasons. #Brewers

Once again, Trump has sold out the American people for quick gains. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

You know Yoda's full name? Yoda Layheehoo.

"I don't know what the definition of war is when we're not shooting."

If I were to name a horse for the Kentucky Derby, I would go with one of the long complicated names you see. "Unmovable Object Meets An Unstoppable Horse"

Has anyone asked Trump what specifically "exonerated" him? If I recall he just kind of said one day, "I'm exonerated.", and no one followed up. I don't think he understands the accuser/accused relationship.

Weiner Schnitzel Tacos Homemade: -Tortillas -Cheese -Rye bread (crumbs for breading and in tortillas) -Mustard (honey mustard roasted poblano/serrano salsa) Featuring: -Tenderized pork loin -Braised red cabbage (ACV, cinnamon, clove, mustard seed) -Roasted tomato -Pickled red onion -Scallion

Serious question: What safeguards can we start preparing now to ensure Trump doesn't fuck with midterms? We know he's going to create some fake crisis and flood the zone with executive orders to make obstacles and challenge legitimacy. Taking all suggestions. Politicians, please chime in.

Does anyone else see this picture and get the notion that if you touched Melania, she'd be sticky?

Oh good. Hear that? They're "signaling openness" to 25th amendment push. That's A-Okay, guys. Take your time. Let us know when you're ready to do your jobs. Hopefully thousands more don't die in the meantime. www.axios.com/2026/04/08/t...

That's a shit deal. taskandpurpose.com/tech-tactics...

I fixed the doubles/half cut-off pictures because it was driving me fucking crazy to see it low-effort reposted hundreds of times.

The Artemis II launch yesterday had me thinking about Space. youtu.be/FYJ1dbyDcrI?...

I've been re-watching the show "Detectorists". I love it. I love Johnny Flynn and his music. But could they not license a single other song?

It would be funny if they weren't dragging America down with them.

You ever notice how the MAGA folks respond with 😆? It's funny because you never see them laugh in real life. They're just angry, defensive, paranoid, and insecure unless they're talking shit online. Then they're not afraid to blame Obama for their own racism or Trayvon Martin for his own murder.

I used to do cocaine and I thought it was expensive. I don't do cocaine anymore but found that *feeling* hungry and having an appetite with groceries as expensive as they are today is almost an equal trade off as far as my budget goes.

The president and cabinet members should be required to watch on boarding training videos.

So happy I preserved these old CDs. I rarely open iTunes but to see Atom & His Package among the artists is the most remarkable thing in the world. This goes out to everyone! #atom&hispackage Is that a # thing? Ought to be.