actual garbage

I’m always saying this!!!

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

Ocarina of Time enemies

Dr. Frasier Crane doesn’t have in-unit laundry, that makes me feel better about my own life

Liah, trying Banjo-Kazooie: “why is the gopher so mad at me”

dallas observer article on bravest neighbor: www.dallasobserver.com/music/fishbo...

a puma cannot change its spots

me, meeting Frasier: “sooo is there a MRS. Frasier?” 😉😉😉

When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.

is it a crime to imitate a simple southern lawyer

Hip hip hurrah for the Knickerbockers!

tiny vest gang rise up

what if we replaced that kid from Omelas with all the billionaires

I mentioned Metal Gear Solid to a Spanish-speaking student, and she asked me “is that an old game, for grandfathers?”

I keep thinking about Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie, I’m so glad it was made and that I got to watch it

why doesn’t the Giant’s Mask look like one of the four giants, EXPLAIN THAT ONE SHIGERU

why couldn’t someone have kidnapped MY corrupt president

our last day with Mayor Eric Adams 😔😔😔

what that pluribussy do

why do all the contestants on Mastermind always look like someone has a gun to their loved ones’ head just offscreen

Pokémon Zo’ to the Polls

If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

I want to be home, where Hades 2 is

I am BEGGING Hollow Knight video essayists to learn how to pronounce the “Hallow” in “Hallownest.”

What if no-one shot Charlie Kirk and his neck just did that.

"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see

Writing a GM section is hard. So instead I wrote down every role I could imagine that a GM might play and instructed the reader to kind of figure it out themselves as they go

I keep getting pro-Israel propaganda ads on YouTube and it’s fucking GROSS, fuck OFF you complicit ghouls

I have sunburn on my scalp, am I going bald

more (all?) video games should end with the characters you met performing in a parade

I guess it’s true what they say: “like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes” #RIPOzzy

If I’m watching Precious? You better believe it’s gonna be based on the novel Push by Sapphire

my new motto: “say ‘I guess’ to life”

me, to my partner: “are you looking at pictures of meatballs again”

James Sunderland, covered in gore and viscera, forlorn, in a Borat voice: “my wife”

bring back comic sans Silent Hill Ranch 2025

there does not exist a nasty hole that James Sunderland isn’t willing to go shoulder deep into

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

I started the SH2 remake, I’m enjoying it, but I don’t understand why I’m doing any of the activities that progress the plot