A Damned Stemple

I'm beginning to suspect that this KC defense is not good.

CEO can’t do 10 year old’s homework without AI. And it’s not even math homework.

Hey, local folks! I will be doing an event with horror author Annie Neugebauer on October 30th at Next Chapter Booksellers, at 6 p.m. Next Chapter is at 38 Snelling Ave S, St. Paul (the corner of Snelling and Grand).

Trying super hard not to feel good about BiL’s last gig being at a supper club in Fridley. But it turns out I’m just not a good enough person to accomplish that. Lol

1980s Ohare. A bar every 50 feet and a psychedelic walkway.

Now available directly from us while they last: SIGNED COPIES of A DUBIOUS CLAMOR by @marissalingen.bsky.social which will ship with a Dubious Sword sticker, an antifascist sticker, and a bookmark! Click that link y’all! hornedlarkpress.com/product/a-du... l

I called a Republican in the crowd a “fascist, bootlicking cunt” from stage and tried to fight him between sets. When the manager of the pub asked me to take it down a notch I said no.

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“We can’t prosecute Trump or it will look like we’re going after our political enemies”

Come out and see me on Saturday!

Just so everyone is aware, bookshop.org is having an “anti-Prime” sale today. Part of the proceeds of their sales go to help independent bookstores and you can buy ebooks! 💜

How I arrived on Bluesky

Think the world is ready for my “My fist went rogue on his nuts” defense?

“No, officer, I didn’t ram those people with my car. It went rogue.”

Remember when Republicans used to accuse Democrats of trying to buy votes with stimulus checks?

THIS IS HAPPENING! FREE! AMAZING! AHHHHHHHHH!

She’s right and she should say it.

Halfway to St Pats! Almost ready to go.

Deal. No negotiations needed. www.ibtimes.co.uk/iran-adviser...

@marissalingen.bsky.social right now at her A Dubious Clamour release event on story ideas: “The thing that makes it a pearl is that it irritates you.” Fucking brilliant.

Called someone a twat on FB and they threatened to sue me for libel. I am going to show their libel threat post as evidence my statement was true. Slam dunk.

Gonna repost this so people see it can be done: I was wrong and this guy was right. I in doing the wrongity wrong dance right now.

It has never been easier to know who the bad guys are. There also not-so-good-guys and brutally-ineffectual guys. But for pure corrupt, evil, mustache twirling villains, the Republicans are perfect.

I should add that the uncritical coverage of all this by the press including many in the mainstream media that celebrated Trump's illegal attack on Venezuela as a "success" deserves scrutiny & criticism of its own. As does the complicity of many in Trump's cabinet and the compliance of the Congress.

What has happened in Venezuela and what's about to happen demands investigation, forensic audits, int'l scrutiny. We need to know terms, details. We need to see the financial terms and monitor what happens. And if it is as corrupt as it seems, Trump belongs in jail next to Maduro (or in his place.)

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A thruple retires to Bolivia.

Dolly Parton decided to cover "Stairway to Heaven" as a gospel song, and asked Robert Plant for permission to write a new verse for it, and Robert Plant basically said "of course you can, you're Dolly Parton" youtu.be/YhTvxVxXJLQ

Dammit. This one stings.

“And then we fill the giant field of snow with bear traps. Lots of bear traps. No, more than that.” — scriptwriter for Dracula: A Love Tale, for some fucking reason.

🎵Old Michigan steams like a president’s schemes The islands and bays are for sale now And farther below Lake Donzapedo Takes in what Lake Erie can send her And no shipping will go neither to, nor yet fro Til we kick his ass out come November!🎵 (With apologies to Gordon Lightfoot)

And there's lot more. But like folks said, authors get tired of taking about their books all the time long before it's a problem. Check out my list of books/stories/graphic novels etc. on my website for more. www.adamstemple.com/category/wri...

PICTURE BOOKS! I don't just write in all the genres, I write in all the formats too. 5. Daddy Plays a Mean Guitar (www.barnesandnoble.com/w/daddy-play...) 6. Crow Not Crow (www.barnesandnoble.com/w/crow-not-c...)

What, not an indie reader? I got trads. I got so much trads... 4. The Seelie Wars One of my fav series I wrote with my mom. Middle-grade fantasy with bite and heart. www.amazon.com/Hostage-Prin...

Still talking about books, motherfuckers. 2. The Mika Bare-Hand books. This fantasy trilogy has: *Old heroes *Old, fat heroes *Old, fat, dad heroes with kids who don't listen and most importantly... *Murder cats 🗡️🐱 If that doesn't entice you, I don't know what will. amzn.to/3bHpXCT

Oh, excellent! Too much talking about your books discourse. So, let's talk about my books: 1. Bad Company (amzn.to/3er9FPS) & Company Men (amzn.to/3wiIJrT) A hitman, a weather girl, and a scientist walk into a Minneapolis Research Center. They're probably not all getting out.

I call it “Zeno’s Pizza Box” which I based on watching two Minnesotans trying to not take the last bite of pizza.

I am currently reading a history of Viking Britain and this thread reads exactly like that author talking about the sons of Ragnar Lothbrok.

If Democrats take control and don’t abolish ICE and send the majority of them to prison I’m going to become the joker.

What have I been up to lately? Oh, not much, just a little thing called...gender-bent Richard III generation novella! Okay actually we call it THAT FATAL DISCONTENT and it's coming to you NEXT SUMMER FROM UNION SQUARE!

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. —6-foot, face-first fall into concrete —the roll into the pool after said fall —truck over a cliff —a vase —generalized lifestyle 14-36

I hated J.K. Rowling for plagiarizing my Mom a decade before she outed herself as a terrible transphobe.