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You all don't understand how much of a miracle this is. These shits don't like to share anything.

Tell me what 4 animals you are.

This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

Fun weather we having

Kobold who can't hear you cause he folded his ears into the hat.

Kobold In a Stenson. He stole the idea from a 10 copper novel he saw at the local grocer. He can't read, but the cover illustration was worth the 10 copper.

A kobold who doesn't know he's adopted. Don't worry he's due for a growth spurt any day now.

IT'S THE SAVASSIAN STEED WORM!!! #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg

As usual, all the signal boosts hugely appreciated, sharing is extremely helpful.

Sardines have become so celebrated by wellness influencers on social media that demand has skyrocketed, causing the oily nutritional powerhouses to go missing from grocery shelves.

You can't I repeat you can't compell him to do this again.

If you were a Pokemon, what types would you be, and if applicable, what Pokemon shares your type combo? Welp I'm definitely ghost fairy. And honestly mimikyu is my spirit animal.

We’re not changing it.

I got challenged to a dance battle by a cellar spider in my shed. I said fuck it you can have that garden hoe

I wanna know have you ever seen the rain, In a bright sunny day

#stardew year 1 of a new casual playthrough... I didn't know iridium bands were in the prize table.

🌈 2010. 🎶 Erasure's Always plays as you mash Z, chasing that high score 🏆 and your best sparkly unicorn life 🦄 ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK still runs thanks to preservation & emulation via Ruffle. Flash is gone 👋, but your favorite games don't have to be. 🌐 Play it now! archive.org/details/robo...

It just hit me that #bluesky eccho chamber accusations pale in comparison to Facebook groups where you have the power to limit who is in one and what is said.

"one of these days Helen, bang, zoom, straight to the moon." "He wasn't an astronaut, he was using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."

A U.S. citizen was arrested after an inspection found nearly 50 pounds of fentanyl in a spare tire at the Presidio Port of Entry. More: https://www.ktsm.com/local/el-paso-news/u-s-citizen-arrested-with-50-pounds-of-fentanyl-in-presidio/

Got around to finishing my dice tray. Turns out the cats were messing around with my felt. I'm going to replace it soon, but Otherwise finished.

A new opening sequence for a potential ‘Duckman’ revival has been revealed. Klasky Csupo co-founder Gábor Csupó says the team hopes CBS picks up new episodes, but is also open to bringing the series to a major streaming platform if the network passes.

I found my bob and linda socks like this, and can't help but feel like it's a metaphor for life

As a beautiful woman at the forefront of a socio-sexual rights struggle, Tula approached Playboy and asked to pose for the magazine—again. We signed on. In September 1991, she became the first out transgender woman to appear in these pages in her own pictorial.

I did it y'all I'm media...

What if Chekov made the whole play out of the gun

A former El Paso special education teacher is facing 16 charges of child abuse. Allegations include physical harm and neglect of non-verbal students with special needs. More: https://www.ktsm.com/news/former-el-paso-special-education-teacher-charged-with-injury-to-a-child/ 

My wife just got slapped with a 1400$ ambulence bill and uh, well now its either pay that or say goodby to rent money. Kind of a shit situation that I have to ask if anyone can offer some help, it would mean alot while I conjure more coms up. ko-fi.com/zitoisneato/...

KTSM has learned that “Toby” is under intensive care, following the news of a 6-year-old pug who was rescued by an Animal Welfare officer last week. MORE: https://www.ktsm.com/news/malnourished-pug-toby-returns-to-intensive-care-after-medical-setback/ 

Michelle Obama appreciation day!! ❤️

Sorry for the poor sound quality, but stay for the ad.

Just had a brain blast at work, the mimic box of doughnuts. It's a bred creature who's job is to deliver doughnuts to adventures on the go. It eats money and lets you take a pastry it attacks the group if you attempt to take a pastry without paying or if you don't pay enough.

happy pride month

🏳️‍⚧️🌈😁😁😁

I added some pins so that my switch bag would look different from my friends switch bag... I didn't realize I was making a muppet.

It’s not just kids: Trump’s crackdown on trans healthcare extends into adulthood.

There's two in universe reasons for this. Optical camo gets hot as fuck she dresses like that to keep it on longer than other people. The second reason is mokoto is a high fashion high affluent dresser. She works for the swagger.

Ok. The slime move was amazing balls. Like I wish there was a dragon ball movie like it. Ok story amazing visuals, but what makes it worth it for me. My 7/10 take is that for my boy the main man gobuta takes center stage.

So... 3 dollars for the plate. The two hooks for 3 dollars. I already had the paint and the varnish. And then another 3 for the mounting screws. So like 9 ish with tax to personalize my own key holder.

Shin ramen, edamame, egg yolk burger... I don't... I don't know... I'm tired.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk9df3qf/ everything the light touches belongs to death.

Wooo chicken Parm!!!