Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James

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Senior Reporter @ Kotaku Reporting on the biz, culture, & horniness of the game industry 📧: aparrish@kotaku.com Signal: @adashtra.87 Discord: @adashtra 📍Northeast Ohio 🌠 per aspera, ad astra 🌠 She/her

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Compulsion Games
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South of Midnight is packed with dark, gothic folklore you probably shouldn’t go digging into. Haints, boo hags, mythical creatures... All lurking in the shadows. Oh! it’s 30% off on Steam. Just saying. 👀 #SouthOfMidnight #Halloween #SouthernGothic #Folklore #IndieDev

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
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in the last days of his life homey: made a new friend made a world shattering medical discovery Did A BITCH LOAD OF DRUGS Got to go ape shit while he may or may not have been on said bitch load of drugs saved a life AGAIN Died relatively peacefully for the era with said friend what a way to go!!!

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
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Henry Cavil listen to me. I know you probably have a shortlist of actors for Warhammer. BUT HEAR ME OUT! Ralph Fiennes would make for an incredible Ferrus Manus I know you're probably not doing anything Heresy era but if you are, heed me.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
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ok i'm gonna Shut Up about this soon so here's my last two....for now Dave Bautista as Horus. i think he has that range. and lets do a fun one. Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Emperor but his voice is Werner Herzog you only see his face like once and at the end.

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
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Basically I want the old(er) guy equivalent of the expendables but in addition to an action movie its also August Osage County

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James@adashtra.bsky.social

Henry Cavil listen to me. I know you probably have a shortlist of actors for Warhammer. BUT HEAR ME OUT! Ralph Fiennes would make for an incredible Ferrus Manus I know you're probably not doing anything Heresy era but if you are, heed me.

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
@adashtra.bsky.social

Henry Cavil listen to me. I know you probably have a shortlist of actors for Warhammer. BUT HEAR ME OUT! Ralph Fiennes would make for an incredible Ferrus Manus I know you're probably not doing anything Heresy era but if you are, heed me.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
@adashtra.bsky.social

Henry Cavil listen to me. I know you probably have a shortlist of actors for Warhammer. BUT HEAR ME OUT! Ralph Fiennes would make for an incredible Ferrus Manus I know you're probably not doing anything Heresy era but if you are, heed me.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
@adashtra.bsky.social

Henry Cavil listen to me. I know you probably have a shortlist of actors for Warhammer. BUT HEAR ME OUT! Ralph Fiennes would make for an incredible Ferrus Manus I know you're probably not doing anything Heresy era but if you are, heed me.

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
@adashtra.bsky.social

YO CASTLEVANIA PLAYERS LISTEN UP! YOU *CAN* FAST TRAVEL WITHIN A ZONE, THE GAME IS JUST RULL BAD AT TELLING YOU HOW

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Have fun storming (and traversing) the castle! https://kotaku.com/castlevania-belmonts-curse-psa-theres-an-easier-way-to-fast-travel-that-the-game-is-not-good-at-telling-you-about-2000749826

kotaku.comCastlevania: Belmont's Curse PSA: There's An Easier Way To Fast Travel That The Game Is Not Good At Telling You About - KotakuBeyond using the Ferryman to travel between areas, you can also fast travel within them

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Joshua Rivera
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seeing Latinos in media did and continues to mean a lot to me but you know what means more? Seeing my people in my field, more senior and junior and contemporary to me. I will not settle for diverse toys.

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
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I can't deal with this shit!!!! Because what do you mean that the moment they met fulgrim and ferrus stripped down and started forging weapons and then gave the other the weapon they made??? How am I supposed to live with this knowledge, knowing what we know of Isstvan V?? Howwwwww

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Chris Person
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I have discovered the exact, objective, scientific amount that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are lying and/or credulous. By solving this it means that I’ve won, which is the point of the movie, and really all movies if you think about it.

Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James
@adashtra.bsky.social

Fuck: Jaghatai, Leman, Fulgrim (pre or post heresy let's keep it a buck), Sanguinious I don't trust him and he's not into me anyway: Lion'el Marry: Vulkan, Guilliman, Kill: Angron, Mortarian, perturabo, alpharius/omegon, Konrad, Drop in a pit of hell to writhe in agony forever: Horus, Lorgar,