Adrian Burt 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈

Scrib Doon is the new Shit Glubbo.

Diminish an anime. Mobile Suit Gundam: Type B Blooded Kids From Loving Families

Warhammer Writing: So this guys entire life and philosophy is a reference to the novel Heart of Darkness and the film Apocalypse Now so his named is Konrad Curze. Also Warhammer Writing: This guy formed the Raven Guard so his name is Raven Raven.

Trump’s going for the full scare tactic now. Everyone would have healthcare!!

People who make content with swears because it's for adults. That's fine. People who make content but don't like swearing so if swearing appears because of content they cover they censor it. That's fine. People who intentionally swear in their videos and then censor it: WHY?

In my Sam Neil memorial watch I've already seen Jurassic Park 1 and 3, and Event Horizon. What should I do next?

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being a socially anxious tanuki.

BDSM itself is not self harm! Stolas is using his arrangement as a vehicle of self punishment. This distinction matters because the problem isn't that Stolas enjoys submission and rough sex. The problem is WHY he's seeking it out and what emotional function it appears to serve --🧵

If we can prove that the diesel Trump bought from Russia came from Iran, does that mean we can prove his funding his own enemy? That's treason by way of ignorance and stupidity and is totally on brand.

If I had a dollar for every trans athlete competing in college sports I would be a homeless beggar.

Like this post if this resonated with you: Titanfall meets Star Wars.

The Earth isn't a perfect sphere because it bulges at the middle due to its revolving. Does this mean tidally locked planets are perfect spheres?

If Mr. Beast released a cereal what would come free inside of the box? One single metal, razor sharp Beast-O, or necrotizing fasciitis?

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

If you thought the 2021 insurgency was bad wait until the 2027 one.

"We need to drill to lower gas prices." If we go all EV with renewable clean energy, we can lower gas prices to 0. Because you wouldn't need to buy gas at all.

"Men used to go to war" They still do dipshits. Why don't you sign up for one of the several wars going on right now?

I would rather see my feed filled with shitty Photoshop jobs than AI slop.

If this man had lost the fight over gun control, he would still be alive because school campuses would be safer.

The Bee Movie's unhinged romance is more confusing to kids than two boys holding hands I'm just saying.

The Owl House is the only cartoon set in Connecticut. And the first episode is about the main character trying to get the fuck out of Connecticut.

Why isn't Rockerboy a lifepath in Cyberpunk because I just made Klayton from Celldweller?

Wonder what's on Bluesky toni- "I WANT SAMUS TO EAT ME!" That's enough for today.

The Millennial mid-life crisis is starting. Which of course is a desire to live in a normal time just once. Please.

Geriatric Obnoxious Pedophiles

The reason why Apple and Google are doing the Lake America shit isn't because they are cow-towing to Trump. They're doing it because it's bare minimum effort required to keep him interested so they can go forward with getting permission be exempt from laws and regulations.

The Adeptus Arbites are a satire of Judge Dredd. Satire is when you take all of the irony out of something and play it completely straight.

I never thought the Shoot People In the Head Party would shoot me in the head.

I used to think GenAI "artists" where the lowest scum. Then I found DeviantArt accounts that take other people's GenAI "art", slaps their watermark on it, and sells them as wallpapers for $5. BTW always funny when they watermark AI slop. Oh no, wouldn't want someone to steal this.

Crazy but true facts: 100% of the time when people on the Internet call something gaslighting, they are just referring to regular every day lying.

Immediately not even waiting for a funeral. Republicans are monsters. www.newsweek.com/republicans-...

The wrong 80 year olds are dying

Hey if you thought things were expensive now just wait until a 50% tariff on 61% of our oil imports goes into effect.

Have we considered opening the Gay of Hormuz?

Everyone's celebrating this new trans fem Spider-Man Petra Parker. Trans men always get left out. So I'm going to be making a trans masc Spider-Man named Peter Parker.... Wait. No. Geoff Stacy.

Peter can start putting his life together because Mamdani has just been pathologically fixing stuff.

They will get more expensive because Sony will have a total monopoly over PlayStation games.

Every time a gay man does a "Which character do I think is gay" video it just comes down to "If I like this character they're gay. If I don't like them then they're not gay."

The government banned lawn darts because they're dangerous. And they are. That's why at my house we play lawn gun.

OMG it's Carcharadon-kun. Here to deliver his famous catchphrase: silently beating you to a pulp with gore-encrusted chainswords.

www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/p... Trump says stuff like this to not only make it seem like he knows, anything, but that he knows more than the experts. Only Elon Musk is his rival in being wrong about everything always.

We need to bring jesters back. The White House should hire a permanent comedian whose job is to mock the president and he can't be fired.

Cyberpunk 2077 BCE 𓅃𓄿𓈎𓅂𓐍𓏏𓉔𓅂𓐍𓆑𓅲𓎢𓈎𓐍𓅲𓊪𓐍𓋴𓄿𓅓𓅲𓂋𓄿𓇋𓐍𓅃𓅂𓐍𓎼𓅱𓏏𓐍𓄿𓐍𓎢𓇋𓏏𓇌𓐍𓏏𓅱𓐍𓃀𓅲𓂋𓈖

Can someone explain the appeal of Dark Academia to me. Because to me it reads as "Remember school? That thing you hated going to. Well, what if it was trying to kill you?"