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Did Trump just say Glavin?

Musk is causing the death of countless Ukrainians by siding with war criminals Donald Trump and Vladimir Pu- oh look! A flying car!!!

Killing children with guns, America. Déjà vu.

Everyday, America, your president is a piece of shit, and you do NOTHING.

Won £2.80 on the euromillions, not quite enough for the Kandinsky, but it’s a start.

Discovered a Kandinsky is going up for auction, estimate about £25 million, so I’ve bought a euromillions ticket: the jackpot is £32 million tonight, so I’ll have a little left over for beer money.

Charles has not paid Andrew’s £1.5 million repair bill, WE have.

A disgusting lying felon politician has just died- sorry, not that one.

Nobody has sponsored me to say that Reform is a party of racists paid for by foreigners.

Boycott Amazon, it’s so much easier than you’d think.

Nigel Farage versus The Establishment, hmm…

Today we’re all Belgians.

You’ve managed to make FIFA even more corrupt than it already was, America, you excel yourselves.

A president being schooled in democracy by a king at a state banquet, and they say you don’t do irony, America.

Bible reading, Trump? How about “By their fruits shall you know them.” And I’m an atheist.

Killing children with guns, America, it’s what you do. Shocking, but not in the least surprising.

Really, America, racist genocidal rapist felon Trump compares himself to Jesus and NOW you’re upset?

Not just the bad guys, America, now you’re war criminals, state terrorists and religious fanatics too.

Stockton, California: the right to bear arms against children and kill them. You’re at it again, America.

Ah, killing more children with guns, the American Way.

You voted in an acknowledged rapist as president, America. It turns out (surprise) he may be a paedophile too. NOW you’re worried? It’s good to know where you stand on rape, America.

Now you’re killing children with climate denialism, America, is there no limit to your creativity?

You’ve killed another child with measles, America. You’re really getting into this, aren’t you?

So, America, the children you’re not killing with guns or measles you’re putting to work in jobs vacated by the thousands of adults you’ve deported. You must really hate your children.

So America, we know you like to kill children with guns because you have an “amendment” that says you need a well-organised militia in order to, well, kill children with guns, presumably. But now you’re killing them with measles. Getting bored with the guns?

America, you’re the bad guys now.