Dr. Anthony Fauci (Parody)

How weak are women in general if they are all scared for their lives at every moment of every day? PS - Wear a mask, Covid kills

Hey Donald, It might be a side effect of my Covid vaccine, but I think it still says Lake Ontario on Google Maps and Apple Maps. I think you screwed up the Executive Order.

Derek Chauvin has killed exactly the same amount of people as Covid (none).

I’m not sure why there are so many people angry with me about my comments about pregnancy risks after taking the COVID vaccine, it’s only a risk in the first trimester, so it’s just like having an abortion. Stop whining!

I swear I’m not destroying more documents

Contempt…pfft

I’ll tell you a COVID joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it… You won’t get it, just a case of the seasonal flu.

Thinking a mask was going to stop Covid-19 was the same as thinking that your underpants will protect everyone from a fart.

PREDICTION: Sometime next week, Mitch McConnell will contract COVID while in the hospital and pass away. Screenshot this

If anyone needs a transcript of my testimony before the senate, please let me know.

There must be more MAGA accounts on here than I thought. These science deniers are blocking me.

Please go read my diary, available on bookshelves at your nearest authorized distributor today!

Now that the Senate hearing is over I would like to state the following: 1. It was Wednesday 2. My tie is black (not racist) 3. I don’t see a carpet

Please don't go read my diary...

I felt so great after my Senate hearing yesterday that I went and got 3 more Covid booster shots to protect you all.

Ask me anything Bluesky family! My response will most likely be “On the advise of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based on my rights under the 5th amendment of the Constitution.”

Did I lie to the world during Covid about vaccines, where is was developed, how it spreads, how dangerous it is and more? “On the advise of counsel, I respectfully decline…” Translation: “Of course I lied to all you muppets”

People in Minneapolis need to get their COVID boosters. Too many people dying recently. Pretti Good effectiveness against COVID.

Not a mask in sight. This is shameful behavior by the people of Iran.

On the first day of work for 2026, I am happy to announce I may have developed a new strain of COVID for you all. Plan is to release it to the public in March. Stock up on masks and toilet paper. Enjoy the ride.

My sources are telling me that Rob Reiner had Covid at the time he was murdered. Another Covid death for the statistics. He really should have gotten that 9th booster.

Name a doctor you trust more than me

Jimmy Kimmel getting fired feels like my heart stopped beating… just like a 20 year old soccer player after his Covid vaccine.

REMEMBER: COVID vaccines are still available for all do you that are afraid of getting a cold. Talk to your healthcare professional and let them know.

Tyler Robinson has killed more people than COVID

Tulsi Gabbard is coming after me. I’m nervous… I feel like a 20yr old soccer player with myocarditis (not directly related to the vaccine) static.wixstatic.com/media/ea5f86...

Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osborne weren’t vaccinated…sad situation

How many COVID boosters have you all had now?

I guess Israel knew that Iran had a Covid vaccine manufacturing facility and needed to destroy it to save the world.

President Macron was allegedly caught on camera with a bag of cocaine. I have inside knowledge that that this is untrue. He has been a test subject of the newly developed vaccine taken nasally which we have been trialling for the next launch of Covid later this year.

Thank you for sharing this Carl! Do not accept the Normalization of Untruths. There are too many parody accounts that you should actively ignore. Parody accounts are the devil’s work.

RFK Jr has absolutely no right to interfere in the COVID vaccine booster distribution while trying to demand Americans take healthy vitamins instead! Americans are known around the world for being unhealthy and overweight. Don’t try to change us Robert!

Mr. Pierre Poilievre, I would like to formally offer you a new role working with my team in Wuhan. We have an exciting new project that we would like your help with.

Congratulations Canada and to Mark Carney on being elected Prime Minister of Canada. It’s nice to see that Canadians learned nothing from my COVID experiment. Some people aren’t capable of learning from their mistakes.

These tariffs infuriate me! I have always been someone who puts small businesses first! Remember during COVID?

On my way to Wuhan as I’m working on a new project with the team. Anyone want to guess what the project is?

Cory Booker had a record-setting Senate speech that lasted longer than the symptoms of my first bout of COVID.

I know I’m doing it right with Bluesky as I have more accounts blocking me than following me.

I will have a life-long gratitude to Former President Autopen! He/They saved me from potential jail time.

I would suggest N95 masks and to keep the cats a minimum of 6 feet apart.

It’s been 5 years since COVID shut down businesses for weeks/months, some people were forced out of work, lost livelihoods and had their rights taken away by the government. It’s ok though because I am significantly richer now than I was prior to COVID.

I guess the government finally realized COVID may have been a total sham. apnews.com/article/hhs-...

Every time I’m on an airplane I have someone sitting next to me with an N95 mask that smells like a mix of incense, thrift store and body odor. I’m so lucky!

It’s almost like it is “impossible”.

Whenever I feel nervous about a Covid outbreak, I hangout in my Tesla with Bioweapon Defence mode turned on. It’s like wearing five N95 masks at the same time. Elon is protecting us all from Covid.

How sweet!! I received this from an admirer today!

I’ve known Shi Zhengli for many years and she was an integral part of the launch of Covid in 2020. I’m sure she will do a phenomenal job releasing this new Coronavirus to the world in 2025! So proud of her.

I’ve been working on this for 5 years…

Donald Trump has been President for just over 1 month now, so I suggest everyone goes out and loads up on toilet paper. It’s almost time for my newest creation to be released.

Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show felt as painful as getting my nose jammed with a COVID test kit