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This is also a Black Lives, Trans Lives, Queer Lives Matter account. Don't get cussed out over no baby back bullshit

I promise she had to look up who Kirk Franklin was

I'm getting my Christmas lights this weekend. Hooks too

God. Maybe I am a prude. Ugh

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Girl you looking sweeter now...

Oh fuck. Daylight savings ends this weekend.

I have a love hate relationship with Maryland, specifically the Eastern Shore. Because over my lifetime, I've watched them push all of the black people off Kent Island and that place went from predominantly Black to Trump central

This is so fucking ugly. That whole piece of land finna sink into the harbor. I hope it do.

The Cult™️ is so unorganized. There is no rhyme or reason why things are done. It's just "how things have been done". And it's all to stroke the egos of the group people who are "in charge". FAHK.

I hope none of you take me seriously. You don't know me well enough to do so and I don't know you well enough to care if you do.

Moving the HOA fees from 158 to 350 to 1250 to 2500 a month is wild as hell

Anyways. Back to the cults.

Aside: My favorite thing about living in Charlotte is you never know when it'll happen but you WILL meet Muggsy Bouges. I've met him twice

Like Pentecostal Holiness??? Brother! Very exciting. Running, jumping and fainting???? Sign me up. AME Zion? No. Too many hymnals and organs. Nap city, nap nap city.

I hate a boring cult. Christianity is a very boring cult. They do try to spice it up with all these denominations but it's still mostly a snooze fest.

Honestly? More Hollywood actors need to get into the Alien teaching of L Ron Hubbard. Maybe the movies will get good again

Tom Cruise is 1 part Botox, 1 part audacious white man, and 2 parts Scientology Alien Juju Magic. A whole ass monument and testament to insane behavior!!! MORE! MORE!

You think at his 5'6.5 ft, big age, Tom could be out here flying planes, jumping off buildings, and driving motorcycles on runways and NOT be involved in cult witchcraft?!?! Boy, I have a beach house out in Idaho I can sell you

Anyways. Back to Tom Cruise.

My fave does it again. Yall can never make me hate Flav. Idc idc idc!!

Scientology is why I will never hate Tom Cruise crazy ass. What ever they programming him with, KEEP GOING We need another Top Gun.

MLMs (Lula Roe, Mary Kay, etc) are cults, too. That's my 3rd favorite type of cult

Imma stick around, so let's stick around together, friend.

Jehovah's Witness are my 2nd favorite religious cult. Scientology is number one

Aside: I remember one time I was getting gas and the Jehovah's Witnesses were in their van. All the way inside, doors closed. I turned around to put the pump back and when I turned back, there was a Watchtower in my wiper but no humans walking away from my car. I was shook

Who responsible for niggas getting they ass beat in prison? I need to send a request

r Kelly ain't getting his shit rocked enough for me in the prison.

(Imma enjoy Beyonce and also set her shit on fire when the revolution starts. Imma play Freedom while throwing a Molotov cocktail at her house. Duality)

All of the sudden I have the overwhelming desire to write in my books. Like notes! wtf is going awn?!?!

I can't wait to show off my costume. I just need to get some cardstock

Capitalism is Kudzu. You can cut it back but it comes back stronger and in new places. All you can do is keep chipping away at it but also realizing that the kudzu is now also supporting trees, animals and sometimes structures.

(Capitalism is pervasive in its nature. It has to work itself into everything you do so that it can encourage you to be (or continue to be) a part of its market)

I do have something controversial tho: I do not care for Lionel Ritchie. I don't like his voice.

I'm gonna shut tf up. Im not gonna speak on something im not knowledgeable about or haven't researched or requires nuance #onhere

I think imma just get chipotle

We all got problematic faves. And make no mistake, they are ALL problematic. pls.

I do hope you niggas went and voted and took a friend of family member

I'm scared my hot honey pizza won't be good now if I do it as a pick up order

I live in a capitalist society ruled by billionaires. Everything I use and do is influenced by billionaire interests. It's incredibly difficult to pick and choose battles, when the ruling class has made it damn near impossible to not NOT support this infrastructure.

I found an Airbnb for Christmas!

Jay Z is so divisive, I'm noticing

the place I like their hot honey pizza is 2 miles from me 🥲

I have a pop it ball but I REALLY want a picky pad

I would have to go to the bathroom right as this training started smh

I hate this watered down praise and worship Christian music à la Maverick City, Elevation, etc. Godly Lilith Faire vibes smh

Election Day should be a federal holiday where everything is closed. Everything.