AgentMaayan

I think just be kind to people whenever you can even if you have no particular reason for it. Just default to kindness maybe? Okay thanks

I don't know what to do. I feel sick. I feel like the sky is falling down. I feel like life is falling apart. What do I do now? What do we do now?

What a rollercoaster of a day

I may not live to see our glory, but I will gladly join the fight

When did we start automatically assuming the worst about each other? I've had a tough three years when it comes to trust, no need to tell me people suck, but how does it help to willfully read the worst into anyone's words?

Going to the grocery store at 10pm on a Friday while accidentally dressed like fleabag, that's the energy I'm bringing into this new year

"AI is going to replace you" girl, AI thinks the Taskmaster series 22 contestants are Chloe Pet, Is This Josh, Mark Watson, Liza Tarbuck and Richard Herring, I think we're safe

I finished Hollywood, Ending today and I loved it in the fullest sense of the word. My favourite bit is when the therapist says, "You don’t have to say anything that makes you feel unsafe," and Kai says, "You don’t understand. There’s no going back. You don’t get to feel safe again."

Be kind to one another. I love you.

Anyways, life is pretty much an "I'm so tired I could burst into tears at any moment, but at least the sky is beautiful, and I can open the window and look at it for a bit"

Overwhelming desire to start responding to everything I hear with "quick question, who does this help and who is this hurting?"

LONDON FRIENDS: A month after Fringe now, I still think about one of the jokes from this every time I eat corn. Highly recommended!

Sometimes the universe will see you having a bad day and gift you a random George Fouracres cameo in Ted Lasso. Thank you universe

The Sunday revival at the Barbican was actually cancelled because they know I would be too powerful for this world to handle if a two-Sondheim-show day ever became available to me

Bleachers release a new song > it has a lyric comparing interpersonal relationships and war which breaks my heart > I cover it within 48 hours, half due to my love for it and half due to immense commitment to the bit. All that to say, here's the world most foreseeable video for you.

Just posted about my big girl job on my big girl linkedin and feel like big girl throwing up ✨

Main thought about the new Taskmaster: the show only works if the contestants are really trying. You don't have to be good, but you do have to try.

The most unrealistic thing about Ted Lasso s4 so far is that Jane's fringe show is £7 a ticket. When was the last time you saw a £7 fringe show

Until next time, Edinburgh 💜

"excuse me, sir, I can tell this is your first time in a theatre, you should know it's not appropriate to rustle a bag of- no, not sweets, CHERRY TOMATOES, and pop them in like grapes at every quiet moment of the play"

I can almost physically feel my time running out and it's so painful and unfair

Found this weird little plant after the solar eclipse today, any idea what I should feed it?

The best thing about watching a new episode of Ted Lasso is you can pretend the last three years simply did not happen

Last day of corporate life ✅

Could AI do this???? *cries in the office loos on my lunch break*

five years of this perfect song today

For obvious reasons I cried actual tears at the Ted Lasso trailer

I wrote a song about the end of the world, it's called Brownies

Five men whose only athletic capability is typing quickly are sitting around my office desk arguing why they could have played better than world cup semi-finalists

This morning the barista in my office building remembered my drink order, and I was really moved because I've never been a regular anywhere that cared enough to do that. Too bad I quit my job and this is literally my last week going there, I feel obligated to tell them so they don't think I died.

I wish I had the "my house is so clean" type of OCD instead of this "if I do any of these random small actions I will butterfly effect the end of the world" type of OCD

If you're gonna get sunstroke you might as well do it somewhere pretty

When you book tickets to Paddington the musical on the West End the show's promoters ask you to rank your favourite characteristics of Paddington Bear and that is easily the most insane google form I have ever filled out

My power has been out for two hours. The flat has turned into a greenhouse, but I can't even open a window because the blinds are electric. Modernity has failed us

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It's big life decision day, please send soft energy my way as I pretend to be a real grown up

Landslide / Fleetwood Mac (let's all agree to pretend you can't tell how tough this day has been from this video, okay?)

Tell me something nice?

One Minute Away is about many things, but if you ask me it does a truly excellent job at talking about what it's like to be and feel like a foreigner in London. And if you're like me and your hands get tired holding up a heavy book, you're all out of excuses now that it's out in paperback.

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on the 100th listen I decided my favourite lyric on the new bleachers album is "so you retrace the steps and you dust the path for prints // there's a wasteland in you, is there something you missed?" so here's... something

Jack Anotnoff writing a lyric like "dying is not romantic this young // how could you let me do this alone // glory to the ones who were left, hallelujah" sir just stab me in the heart it would hurt less than this

Girlhood is a random stranger on the bus cleaning your dress with a stain wipe as you cry at 8:30am lying through her teeth that "you can't even tell"