Benjamim Castell
Benjamim Castell
@agilelie.com
War stories and math from 25 years in banking systems: what the process claims vs. what actually ships. Author of AGILE: The Cancer of the Software Industry. Under a pseudonym, so the stories can be true. benjamimcastell.substack.com
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The dashboard shows where consequences landed. The decision log shows where authority sat. Record decision, authority, consequence. Otherwise a decision made outside the team can return as a team failure. Full argument: benjamimcastell.substack.com/p/agile-didn...
Age isn't relevance. What current goal does this support? What evidence would make it rise? No answer? Preserve the record. Archive the item. agilelie.com/blog/when-pr...
Searchable isn't active. Archive what nobody can renew. Restore it with new evidence. Keep the history without treating every request as a promise. Test: agilelie.com/blog/when-pr...
The book never had a launch. It went up and I told nobody, which is a strange thing to do with a year of writing. First 25 readers get it at $5.90 with the code FIRSTREADERS, then it goes back to $19.90. benjamimcastell.gumroad.com/l/agile-cancer-software-industry/FIRSTREADERS
One certifying body charges $200 once and calls it lifetime, no annual renewal fee. Another charges $100 to $250 every two years. A third charges $195 to $995 every year. Same job title. One of them decided renewal was a product: agilelie.com/blog/is-scrum-master-certification-worth-it
A daily standup, on a construction site. The coach asks why they can't start with the roof. The foreman answers with one word. The board gets a sticky note that says GRAVITY. New video, 2 minutes: youtu.be/z3EK7SiDVbQ
Three certifying bodies, one job title, ten years of renewals. Scrum.org: nothing, there is no renewal. Scrum Alliance: $500. Scaled Agile: $1,950. All three prices come from their own pages. I put them in one table because none of them can. agilelie.com/blog/is-scrum-master-certification-worth-it
I spent twenty-five years in banking software. Yesterday I published five minutes about why no surgeon has ever been asked to move their card mid-suture, and what that says about our industry. My first long video: youtu.be/EntDd7bWnUI
Scrum.org keeps asking on its own blog whether AI will take the Scrum Master's job. The answer is a new class. PSM-AI Essentials, one day, 925 euros, exam included. The threat to the credential became the next credential, graded by the people selling it.
I built a calculator for what your daily standup costs, then spent the afternoon making the number smaller. 46 working weeks, not 52. A third of the 23-minute refocus figure. Minus what comes back as Slack threads. Eight people, 15 minutes: $63,480 a year. agilelie.com/tools/standup-tax
Value points are story points wearing a suit. Same Fibonacci guess, moved from the dev desk to the PO's chair. In banking that number existed so prioritization looked like math, not politics. Effort estimates got scrutiny. The value estimate, the one that decides what gets built, got a wave-through.
One loop I keep seeing: the engineer's paradox. You spend the workday making the machine sound human, then log off and tell a stranger their comment sounds like AI. You built it, now you guard the door for free. Why everyone volunteers: benjamimcastell.substack.com/p/the-engine...
Atlassian has a name for AI demos that collapse outside the meeting room: automation theater. The first run of that show lasted twenty years, and the stage was a board full of moving cards. Who sold the tickets: benjamimcastell.substack.com/p/the-theate...
Scrum.org now sells an AI Essentials certification for Scrum Masters. The same industry that spent twenty years certifying a role nobody could measure is now selling protection from the first technology that can measure it. In banking, selling the risk and the insurance had a name.