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How to wash dishes: 1. ) Scrape off excess material, 2.) Fill sink with warm water and dish soap, 3.) Put dish in sink, 4.) Put hands in warm water, 5.) Run to the bathroom to pee.

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First a gilded ballroom then a triumphal arch. Next up on the Trump Train of Self Aggrandizement:

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My wife made muffins with some of the Maine blueberries my brother recently brought us. She apologized because she claims she put too many blueberries in them. As if that were possible.

Nolan’s “The Odyssey” is a pretty good film but you know what could have it truly epic? Lo Pan!

Just watched Nolan’s “The Odyssey”. The decision to not attempt Mycenaean armor was okay I guess but the multiracial cast bothered me not at all. They dropped a few of the better scenes from the book but added some nice touches that upped the emotional impact. A very good film overall.

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The wife and I just signed up for a cruise to the Islamic Republic of Japan. There’s not a lot of info on TripAdvisor so I figure that means our chances of getting a truly ‘authentic’ experience are very good. Wish us well!

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I’m sure Byron Allen will be a fine replacement for Steven Colbert. In the name of ‘balance’, we can look forward to humorous quips about the odd-smelling smoke pouring out of the newly built stacks at ICE detention facilities and jokes about what how to accessorize with striped pajamas.

Cruelty is the Viagra of the Right.

Trump won’t take reality for an answer

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Now that the Iranians hold the key to the 2026 midterm results, what do think the chances are they’ll ‘surrender’ before November?

“We learn from history that we do not learn from history.” - Georg Hegel  Addendum: “Most especially when you are led by idiots”.

I drove by local tire store and they had a sign out front telling folks they were having a tire sale. I only caught a brief glimpse but I swear it said “Erotic Tire Sale”. I don’t know what that would involve and I don’t wanna know.

Everybody moaning about Trump should keep in mind that he is indeed like a king. He’s like King Midas except that everything he touches turns to shit.

Thus begins the Epstein War.

I’m sick of folks all of a sudden saying “I didn’t vote for this”. Bullshit. You knew who and what he was and what he would do and you voted for him. You voted for it all.

If you’re obeying the law, why does it matter if the cops know how many guns you have? We can play this game all day.

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Well thank goodness we straightened Venezuela out. www.thebulwark.com/p/one-month-...

Then and now.

Move along…nothing to see here…

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Watching a great darn movie.

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So…what are we going to call our new bandit empire? The name ‘United States of America’ just doesn’t have the macho panache needed to convey our new national mission of domination and expropriation. Any thoughts?

If this was only about throwing Maduro in prison, why didn’t Trump’s people just shake him down for some pardon money? Trump wouldn’t have gotten a momentary “I’m a bug, bad, WAR President” boner, but more money in the bank would be a nice consolation.

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So how are we going to ‘run’ Venezuela when there has been no invasion of our forces? The obvious answer is that Trump is playing his usual game. Do something outrageous, dominate the news cycle, and distract, distract, distract.

Thus begins the next phase of the Distraction War.

Normally, I share most people’s revulsion at the material excesses of our billionaire overlords. However, if one of them decided to cruise about in a working submarine based on Disney’s version of Verne’s Nautilus, I would have to agree it would be bloody awesome.

So when is ICE going to start rounding up all these foreign cattle Scott Bessent says that illegal aliens are somehow bringing in with them?

I am thoroughly enjoying watching MAGAnites flip out over the Trump allowing Quater to build an Air Force base in Idaho. Gee. Corrupt authoritarians doing whatever profits them is news to you people?

We are Portland Frog.

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” - Frank Wilhoit

Today, Charlie Kirk’s apotheosis will be formally consecrated. At last, MAGA will have a figure to replace Christ, one who doesn’t drone on about love and charity.

Fuck Disney. Period.

Does Chuck Schumer even exist anymore?