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The official ICE account is now calling news items it disagrees with “fake & gay” because we are currently governed by a bunch of 12 year-old boys.

Random thoughts… 😂

RAISE YOUR PROUD HAND, HIGH!! 🤚

As a former teacher, I never scrubbed in for a gender reassignment surgery, but I did instruct the kids on how to get the window screens off in case of an active shooter…

Truth 👇

Holy shit, damn near all of these. Which were the worst for you?

She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!

My friends, can you please offer prayers and send some good energy to the Navajo Nation Reservation and surrounding communities. Pilamaya — thank you 🙏🏾 🪶✨

For the love of God, when is this Nazi, jackbooted thuggery going to stop? www.independent.com/2026/10/23/i...

The response is reality….

WHO ELSE AGREES?! 🤚✨

🚨Breaking: TEXAS VOTING NUMBERS DON’T MATCH. Bexar County reported nearly 18,000 mail ballots. The state showed EIGHT. Fort Bend reported 75,000+ in-person votes. The state showed barely 41,000. Officials cite problems with the state’s election system. Source: Houston Chronicle

Bill Maher had lunch with Donald Trump again. It’s beyond belief that someone would so willingly sit down for a meal with such a reprehensible piece of shit. But I’m sure Trump had his reasons.

Trump's Spending Our Money On Farmers,What About SNAP Benefit Recipients.......?

Toddlers are feral animals that eject noxious substances from all their holes as both self defense and coercion methods

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Since we don't know where Cotton Eye Joe came from, nor where he went, this means we know neither his speed nor his position, which means Cotton Eye Joe may very well be the missing link between Einsteinian and Quantum Physics.

Melania? Rubio? Vance? Scavino? Someone else?

Happy Saturday!

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......