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Peter Molyneux in the news? Well, I'm sure after all these years he's learned to choose his words carefully and avoid saying anything that would reinforce his decades long reputation of being wrong. Now to take a big sip of the nearest liquid and not swallow before reading the interview.

Oh man, not Eric Bauza.

Pour one out for this absolute unit of a AA battery, which has been powering my mouse since March 17th before giving up the ghost today.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQr5... We're back! This was recorded awhile back, but it's here! Andrew finally plays Cyberpunk 2077, Ape Escape might be coming back, Capcom gets sketchy, and more!

At my son's High School the news class did a story about AI made posters in the school and they were removed. There are kids there who want to make this stuff, fucking let them. Art is rad if you dont have a billionaire in your ear telling you to use his AI.

Cyber gremlin Capri.

Cyberpunk 2077 is the most accurate depiction of romance in any video game, because I bumbled my way in to incredibly hot hate sex with the ballbusting corpo bitch who nearly got me killed, but I can't manage to seduce the nice lady who I'm splitting a bottle of whiskey with down by the fireplace.

Thinking about burning it all down by posting something like "those new Helluva Boss episodes really washed out the bad taste of Edgerunners 2!"

Oh, delightful. The new iOS update broke Procreate.

The next time you hear generic hopeful platitudes about the game industry from someone in the c suite, I challenge you to NOT see the face of Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf. Google it if you're under 25.

Excited to see all the new and innovative ways Edgerunners 2 will endear audiences to the characters before killing them in the most horrifically violent ways possible.

Another day, another broken feature that worked fine before they slopped it. It's like the entire Bluesky team has nothing but cartoon tumbleweed in their skulls.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiY0... As the title says. I am le tired.

24 hours in to Cyberpunk before seeing the title card drop. I may have done a few side missions...

Shining a flashlight through my mesh chair to get a real life low resolution shadow map.

Midna from Twilight Princess! #zelda #chalkart #nintendo #legendofzelda #twilightprincess

This busted ass slop site can't go 48 hours without something breaking, Jesus Christ.

I would like to know what happened at Mercurysteam between Samus Returns and Dread, because Dread's boss fights are incredible, and Samus Returns has some putrid dogshit in the late game. Did they fire whoever designed that excavator robot fight? Preferably in to the sun?

Alright, I think I’ve reached the point where I can draw Midna from memory. Need to find a new character with a different body type to learn.

Playing Silent Hill: Townfall as authentically as possible That is, on the 2.2" screen of a 90s pocket TV that I'm broadcasting to wirelessly 📡📺

Unlocked the iPad and was presented with the meticulously shaded butt I did yesterday.

This one hurts. 11 bit made This War Of Mine, one of the hardest hitting games I've ever played. I was hoping that The Alters was just an experiment, but it looks like they're doubling down.

Well the demo has convinced me to not buy RE9, so uh, good job on that Capcom

The RE9 demo is doing the opposite of making me want to play the game.

people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent

Man this Resident Evil 9 demo kind of sucks. If I wanted to play Amnesia, I'd play Amnesia.

Grace why you so dithered

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Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1

Is over rendering a bad way to distract from shitty line work? Absolutely. Did I spend a chunk of the day doing just that? Oh hell yeah.

These are all great, but what caught my eye is inverted look being seperately selectable for mouse vs controller, something simple that most games don't do.

Metroid Ravenous sketch (based on a @theposearchives.bsky.social photo). According to Procreate, it only took 1 hour and 42 minutes. Not bad for someone as slow as myself.

Rockstar had a mole in the union worker Discord server "for over two and a half years", GTA 6 company reveals during legal battle https://bit.ly/46U8Y9Q

Wolverine turning out to be yet another Playstation Formula game is unsurprising but disappointing nevertheless. It's not even a bad formula, but it shouldn't be half of their output.

Last year, Rockstar was accused of firing over 30 workers for engaging in trade union activity. The studio said they were let go for leaking confidential information. The tribunal between the two parties begins today. I'll be attending and will do my best to provide updates over the coming weeks.

Hell yeah.

New MercurySteam Metroid, all other games are irrelevant.

Ocarina of Time remake looks fine I guess, but what is up with Zelda's face?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MwK... So that State of Play was uh... not great, eh?

Final Fantasy 7 3 The Revenge is going to have a final dungeon that is an entire game's length, based on how long Rebirth's was.

Surely nothing bad will happen here.

I really hope Aeris dies in a more spectacular fashion because they really stretched out the Temple of the Ancients in Rebirth, but another part of me hopes it's exactly the same because it would be really fucking funny to do all of this for the same result. Annoying, but funny.