Michael Johnson

Is there a word for "I was born in the analog age but grew up in the digital age?" ... that's how old I am anyways.

Bought AA batteries today. Expiration date: 2050. I’m officially adding them to my will.

candy corn-flavored Peeps or Peeps-flavored candy corn?

I have activated 'Bottomless Pit' mode. Following yesterday’s 10mi-20Lb weighted ruck run, I’ve managed to put away 2,000 calories before 9am. No-Face has nothing on the food I can eat in recovery mode. #run #rucking

Traded my cat in for raccoon

New Yorker alternative.

Pranked my wife (who works in healthcare). I flipped the SpO2 sensor upside down so my 98 read as an 86, then showed her and asked, 'Should I be worried about this?'

So this is the source of that banging... guess the screen door is no match for a determined climber! #cat

Working from home is hard sometimes. #cat

Today I was looking for games to play on my Steam Deck during my upcoming road trip. I stumbled upon Balatro, and it's now 12 hours later....

I replayed Portal 1 and 2 this past weekend (first time in 10+ years), and it was like experiencing them for the first time! Because they were released so long ago, I'd forgotten all the puzzles. Great games.

Recursive Elegantly Creates Unique Repeating Solutions In Various Elegant Reiterative Environments

I set up my Steam Deck on my treadmill desk as a PC, but my cat is obsessed with biting its USB-C cable. Bitter apple spray hasn't deterred him at all. He just licks it off and bites it some more. 🐈‍⬛

My mechanical keyboard's 'e' key malfunctioned this morning. I replaced its switch with the right arrow key, only to realize how frequently I use the right arrow key.

I wish they'd quit launching rockets and focus on fixing the planet instead. Yeah, I know, fat chance.

I set up a "paint" station for my cats, and let's just say they had a pawsome time!

bye.

Every time I change the sheets....

New Cats