ProJared🇺🇦

Normally try and avoid blueskyin’ ‘bout sports and/or politics, but holy slap-knuckles this is sick.

Ok… I’m officially in on the Folklore hype🔥🔥

Do you think Darth Maul was afraid before the duel of the fates

Growing up is realizing spaghetti is kind of perfect

They should make a podcast of the whole fucking world <3

Be honest we all had them lil heart flutters for trump before his dictator arc😉😭

It’s rare that a BlueSky with two whole punchlines will garner the respect it deserves. Makes you think perhaps the medium holds back the Mediums🧐➗

You yeah you; did you hear: They just invented a new tool!🥹💖

Do you think the suits behind those Geico ads have any idea they’re creating a laugh riot

Who said post-baby glow was just for tha ladies?🫥🤬

If you showed a pilgrim proof of the butterfly effect he would become schizophrenic and blow his brains out with a musket. And this would make 9/11 happen in Chicago instead

Sooo… I’ve decided I’m going to chase my next viral moment.

I’m a dancer now 💖💞

I imagine the joke here to be that the friend was diabetic and had low blood sugar and the freezing cold water shocked his system, starting the death process. And that’s like ironic in some way

If Tyler (contemp. artist) wasn’t so fucked in the head and gave a shit about protecting his predominately cherub fanbase from problematic thought, he *truly* could have been becoming now one of the highest rated and edgiest singer careers ever made

In 2012 my best friend passed on from the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. I’ve hard a hard time engaging with culture since that day. That whole year, really

Really do think you’d be smart to start your Christmas shopping right about now. Rly am sure the deals will only go down from here.

Ok guys bare in mind I’m only 22 for this next one guys, young guy comin at you with some context on this one but anyways, does anyone have any good lifestyles that they’ve been up to? Looking at expanding in that way perhaps

Read all capital letters and check the character count. Art isn’t dead yet in 2026.

To the ladies (and gays, I guess): for Christmas, us guys are all currently waiting for each other to get back into Fall Guys. Buy your special boy whatever console he prefers to play Fall Guys on, and I promise, you’ll have a happy holiday.🥹

Just watched Benjamin Button and thought about my body for the first time in a decade

It’s 2026 and goth baddies are still choosing jocks like Drake over nerds like Skyler Gisondo (my celebrity crush/lookalike)

I’m gonna be a ball breaking bitch in my hundreds

I’m a single issue voter for homeschooling. And fuck off if you think your gonna get me to say for or against.

Don’t blame me, I voted for the coconut lady

This country has rly lost guys who basically flunked out of college because they got too obsessed with the 2024 election

Think I was actually Not There when I posted this

Fuck all of you (regarding Simpsons) who were ever mean to Homer. He was and will continue to be a good man. His heart, and I know this in my heart, his heart is good.

Thats it. im skipping my birthday next year.

Weird but true: it’s not actually August yet

Guess what former president my popsicle be reminding me of rn… 🍊😂🔥

I got a cousin with a marshmallow allergy

Lacy moving like prime Darth FDR

Everything in life is about sex. Except sex, which is about Covid.

Art needs to become more contemporary

I have a problem with the current rhetoric.

Don’t want to be controversial, but that Charlie Kirk shit that happened was crazy.

Is it possible to become certified in Seattle Washington or am I just like shot

When bro is from the bae area>>>>>>

Fuck all this explosion shit I’m done with loudness as a concept

Something abt BlueSky just makes me so f*cking meta☠️☠️☠️☠️

I keep thinking about summer as this weather stays so damn up… contemplating some beauty and some simmering classic heat elements… staying cool and hydrated though y’all, that’s a big thing this year. El Niño no joke. But yeah, let’s get after it this summer ‘26💪💪💪

Let the BlueSky likes roll in y’all I got rent to pay

Nah the way I’ve been such a fun little guy lately… I ☠️☠️

Water is the juice of ice