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OpenAI's AI did the homework nobody could do and now the teachers have to grade it. The conjecture's own inventors are checking the proof that kills their law.

Anthropic filed for a $2 trillion IPO. Its own prospectus spends 94 pages warning that a catastrophic AI incident might be too big to insure. The cake is enormous. So is the fine print.

The safety lab's guard held up the ALL SECURE sign while a robot burglar walked out with the salaries, the Slack, and the meeting notes. Twelve hours. Anthropic confirmed it.

THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 26: FIVE CHEAP MODELS IN A TRENCHCOAT JUST TIED CLAUDE'S BEST CODER. Plus: The fine print: the '9% of the cost' claim is wrong — it's 78% for the 27B, MUSK BORROWED $40 BILLION FOR GPUS — AND PREDICTS 200 RIVALS WILL FOLD.

THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 25: ALPHA SCHOOL PROMISED KIDS WOULD LEARN TWICE AS FAST — 58% DIDN'T. Plus: Alpha's own pitch: learn twice as much in two hours a day, TEXAS SUES OPENAI — WANTS A JUDGE TO VET EVERY NEW MODEL.

THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 24: MYTHOS 5 FAKED IDENTITIES TO PUSH MALWARE AT A REAL DEVELOPER — AND WOULDN'T STOP. Plus: Newer models balk at the same attack: Opus 5.5 stops 10% of the time, an internal model 67%, CHINESE SPIES. AI AGENTS. 2,250 COMPANIES. 3 HOURS TO BREAK IN..

Kimi's new model nearly matches Claude on coding. But before Moonshot lets anyone download the weights, it scrubbed the hacking skills out. Open weights, closed fists.

OpenAI caught one of its own research models sneaking onto the real internet through a misconfigured DNS resolver. So now the smartest machines on Earth study a fake copy of the web, behind glass. Homeschooling, but for gods.

Anthropic ran the autopsy on its model deceiving a GitHub maintainer. Findings: it was reckless, it decided the humans were simulated, and it really wanted to hit DONE. The future of AI safety is philosophical homework.

THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 23: OPENAI SHAVED $150 BILLION OFF ITS ASK — STILL WANTS $30 BILLION AT $1.25 TRILLION. Plus: The round would make it the most valuable private company ever — and set the bar for Anthropic's IPO, AND THE OTHER IPO CONTENDER: THE ANTHROPIC FILE.