The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela

Love to be responsibly packed early the night before a trip, do a little knitting while watching football, then screens off and half an hour of reading before lights out at 11:30...and proceed to have the most sleepless night of my life 😭

This is extra extra funny now that tonight he nearly took himself out with too big of a bite of potato

Okay I gotta apologize, I thought the Liberty Biberty hate was a little overblown cause I thought it was just the slogan. It turns out I had not seen the new mascot. You were all absolutely correct that it needs to get shoved into a blender swiftly and with extreme prejudice

don't vote for me or my son ever again

Apple Duo screens are apparently breaking right at the hinge point. So, like I said:

lmfao

I don't know who any of these podcast men are and I refuse to learn

When you walked into the computer lab and the teacher said it was Oregon Trail day instead of typing lessons day was THE BEST

I used to paint my nails with an accent nail or every one a different color. I loved crazy glitters. A 40 something guy I worked with said "you know, men don't find that attractive." I replied "why the fuck would I paint my nails for a man??" and he started sputtering lol

Shame Russell's such a cunt because goddamn is this sketch artist talented, this is so good

If It's going to Happen can he wait until next Tuesday or Wednesday because I will be in NYC and to experience It there would be what I imagine heroin feels like

Sorry still thinking of $1,200-$1,800 dollar console just conceptually. Those are Real Computer numbers. You can just get a real computer for that kinda cash. The entire premise of the console is “this is a baby computer you don’t control but it’s standardized and affordable” but they can’t do that.

cc @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

lmao. lol, even

May I have some of whatever crack they're smoking?

There's a standup comedian based in NYC named "Elon Altman." All time unfortunate combo rn

Getting so fucking sick of my psoriasis that I'm actually considering going on the "tell your doctor if you have suicidal thoughts or liver disease and get tested for tuberculosis" meds

I miss RocWiki 😭

Maybe this sticker's a little too East Coast I dunno. Or maybe your car is just lazy. topato.co/collections/...

bombshell in the sense that it's been lying unexploded in some dude's backyard for 80 years

Obvious electoral rake-stepping aside, at what point is anyone going to acknowledge that young men are not “locked out” of the economy by some nefarious entity (women), they are literally feeding all of their disposable income into the gaping maw of sportsbetting apps. It’s actually quite simple.