Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker)

That’s his prescription for everything though

It’s gotta be the hair

Every office has that one person who’s Vibes Are Weird

Insert coin to continue

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

It'd been fine if it was he wasn't using it

…Repetitive chants!

For legal reasons, this is a joke

Look, I'm just doing the “make my children cry” challenge.

*the sound of distant honking intensifies*

The teeth must flow

I’ve never understood this.

He moisturizes.

I've never seen Galbor this riled up before

Never did find out what was up with the hat

He likes to watch.

Craigslist, but for bad ideas

This is fine.

Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes

Why numbers no go up make numbers go up

You’re all doing it wrong

Glad we went right to intrusive thoughts

*Fun* facts? In this economy?

Don’t worry, he got what was coming to him.

Still a better love story than Twilight

You can pry my hope and optimism out of my cold, dead hands.

I apologize for nothing

All I’m saying is if I ever got genie wishes, things would get weird

Honestly, she’s kinda used to this by now

It's a little nuts

Rip and tear until about 8:00 PM, then it’s bed time kiddo you have school in the morning

Puzzles that still stump a D&D table somehow

If they could, they absolutely would

There won't be a second date.

You let me down, Remy

Honestly, the structure is more like a house of cards

No idea why I was inspired to draw this but I was

Just like momma used to make

“IT’S A THING YOU CAN PUT OTHER THINGS INTO. BRILLIANT.”

I don’t know how Galbor plans to drive it either

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.

It ran over my inner child

Shut up and take my money

Not the best policy.

My own brain has begun running ridiculous ads I can’t skip. Please send help.