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The gladiator smirked as Justus approached. “You again! What do you want now?” “Again, I wish to buy the Greek slave called Pandora.” “Crispus drew his sword. “Again I say you must fight me for her!” Justus held up his hand.”My severed hand has been restored.” “Liar!” laughed Crispus. “Now fight!”

They fought until the gladiator fell to the ground dazed. Justus took the hand of the Greek slave Pandora and they left. He freed her then married her. They had a fierce son named Josephus, who grew up and went to Britain with Agricola, as his aide de camp.

Josephus fought with distinction at the Battle of Mons Graupius. Agricola rewarded him by making him the military commander of the area called Carvetia (Cumbria). On the shores of a lake he built the citadel of Corbeniacum.

10h

Human (to alien who looks human): Why can’t you show me your true shape? Alien (drily): You wouldn’t like it.👱‍♂️⚫️⚫️⚫️

11h

One day in Jerusalem Justus was walking down a street in that holy place. A man approached him and said “Tzadik, is it not true that you love God above all things?” “Nay,” said Justus. I love God and my woman just the same. You don’t know what I had to go through to get her.” The man walked away.

13h

I like a lot of girls. But I would give them all up instantly for one particular girl!🥰

14h

I was sitting on a rock today drinking coffee in a parking lot. I was so full of anguish that when I sang some songs, I made people cry.

15h

Guy: How can a beautiful girl you possibly love a horrible person like me? Girl: Because I’m just like you. I get so fucking lonely!😢

15h

In a kingdom long ago, a knight fell in love with a lady-in-waiting, and she with him. The Queen did not like seeing them together, and ordered them not to see each other again. But they snuck out into the fields anyway. When the queen found out, she banished them from her realm forever. They left.🙂

15h

When you take the true love vow with someone, you have forged an adamant chain that can never be broken. And forever and ever and one day more, that person will appear in some form in all of your following lives Forever. And there is no going back. Because love conquers all.

If you believe your goal is too hard to achieve, try anyway. Try!

John the Baptist: Who are you! Jesus: Don’t you remember me? John the Baptist: Oh, you.

The Glamor of Evil is real, beware. Whenever you fail to achieve your goal, that’s the glamor of evil.🔥

You’ll know it’s all over when some guy stands up in a restaurant and sings “Tomorrow Belongs to Me.”

Trump: Wanna try to stop me yet. No? You’re still paralyzed? Well, that’s just amazing, because that means that I can still say and do any insane thing I want, and I still get away with it. I like the way you do nothing. Because as long as you do nothing, I win forever!🕷️

20h

Love is not a delusion, love is real. And if you just glimpse a person who left a great big gaping hole in your heart, and you smile at them and they smile at you, and you lose them again, but you know you have to love them for the rest of your life, then you know you have something very special.❤️

I’m going to post my photo here soon, as soon as I can figure out how to do it!😉

Don Quixote: See, Sancho? This woman loves me! Woman: Gardo-loo! (Woman throws poop on him out of window) Don Quixote: See, I told you! This is how she shows her love for me!🥰 Woman (rushing out): Is he all right? Sancho (sadly): Not at all ma’am! He’s in love with you! Woman: What? What? With me? 🤯

A place I like to eat is the Whole Foods market in Santa Monica. They have really good pizza there which I highly recommend.

One of my favorite places to be is a rock in the parking lot of Ralph’s in Culver City. It is very peaceful there, and it is one of my favorite places to eat lunch.☺️🍖

There’s someone from my past that I really want to be part of my life again. Someone, if you’re reading this, get crackin’!🌳🍎

My best female friend Laura went out with Christian Brando for a number of years. She knew Marlon really well too. But she had to break up with Christian because he got too crazy. She is a professional singer now.

What kind of person of the opposite sex do you like the most, in terms of looks?🤔

Intuitive people are very smart and can solve mysteries. But some empathic people are absolutely frightening, because they can do actual miracles in real life. And there is no explanation for what they do.🤷‍♂️

If you love someone and you can’t find them, don’t give up. They’ll find you.🥰

Trouble is afoot!😃

User with this avatar just got blocked? Is that his username? What the holy hell?😵

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.🕉️

The Crab.🦀

”Do you promise to love me forever and ever and one day more?” “Yes, I promise. And do you promise to love me forever and ever and one day more?” “Yes, I promise. It is sealed.”

Listen to the instrumental intro of “The Ballad of You and Me and Pooneil (mono version), by Jefferson Airplane on YouTube. And then figure out what it means.

Look at the painting “Preening Sparrow” by Morris Graves. And then figure out what it means.

The son of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene was and is Justus the Tzadik, that is to say the Righteous One, who crosses the sky from east to west like lightning. And he walks this earth to this very day (in different forms). And you will know him by this, that he sings sweeter than a nightingale.😉

I saw my true love today at Ralph’s. I am in heaven!🥰

I’m in love with a girl. But it’s a secret.🥰

What am I thinking about right now? You have to be accurate.

Q. How do people escape from their own personal sadness and despair? A. With anger. Q. Is this a good solution? A. No.

If you want to feel the last extremity of horror and fear, ask yourself what it would take for California and Texas, almost opposites, unite to kill a president.

People criticize the whole idea of delusions. But if you get rid of all of your delusions, you may not survive. People need to see things through a lens of optimism (possible delusion) to merely live.

If you don’t understand something, just say out loud “I understand.” Then you will understand. But understand that understanding is a two-edged sword.

“Do something spontaneous.” “You ruined it! Now I can’t do something spontaneous!” “Do it later then.”

“Help me figure out something.” “What?” “All of this.” “I don’t have time for all of this!”

“Master, you tell us that you are not for us. Who are you for?” “I am for Pandora.”

“Tzadik, what must a man do to achieve inner peace?” “You must confront your inner demons.” “That is not an easy lesson.” “It is not supposed to be.”

A woman saw a man in the market buying food. She stood transfixed because she knew this was the Tzadik.

Republican: Still mad at Trump? Democrat: Well, now a judge says he’s a rapist! Republican (exasperated): Is that all?

Uncle Sam: Name three words that describe America. Europe: Madness. Misery. Narcissism.😵