Alex

Time to get poked, prodded, and twatted about by a twinky chiropractor. God help me 🙏

Glorious calm after the storm. Happy #mcm

Gm from the couch. What a fucking horrendous night's sleep 😮‍💨.

This weather is bull. shit. About to land a house on some bitch.

Urgggghhh 🤒

Never though my main cause of heartache in life would be my flooring guy telling me he's run out of stock of the gorgeous rustic oak panels I spent months deciding on. So gay it hurts.

In this week's episode of getting fucking old, we're booking into a chiropractor. Setting up a bar tab for the wake now, lads. Pleasebefit Pleasebefit 🤞

No Monday scares, thank god 👏 #mcm

The hangover is kicking in 😩 not the only H 😏

Being a tart 💅

Can see why people like rugby. Two words, Herbie and Farnworth.

Happy Friday 🧡

Toy Story is as old as Mary P..

Oh we in an ass handin' mood today 👏

Happy Monday from someone who knows she's definitely not allowed on the bed.. 👀 🐶 #mcm

Soooo many gays. 🩷 🖤

Oh champion. Everyone's coughing their lungs up. 🤢😷

Back to reality 😩 happy Friday.

Not often you come across a particle accelerator on a run 🏃. Science 💙

Let's get Nordic 🤙

Probably saw this a bit earlier than I was supposed to 😐

And this is why Argos is now a popup stand next to the toilet in Sainsbury's.

Some music.

Powers restored 🌈

"I've become a traitor by mistake!" My god what a line-up! 👏

T'is time! 🎃

Freya Ridings 🧡 Queen I need your cellists number pls bab xox

People who park over 2 bays to charge their EV need a heel to the fuckin jaw.

Happy Chewsday 😄

Glasgae bound 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Me to my Hive thermostat telling me it's 21°C in the house..

Happy #mcm from this happy doggo 🐾

Definitely showing my age with some of these 😂

Some things you can never unsee. 🫥

Rad. 🌌 🔭

Fun was had. Woioii The fuckin' thighs on em tho!

Butch day at the rugby today. Looking forward to seeing the action. The action:

So Urzila Carlson slays 👏 Also think I heard Grindr crash 💁

Happy #mcm from my little wfh sidekick and I xo

Jonathan Pie was equal parts brilliant and existential dread. We're fucked, but I've never laughed as hard about it. 🤷

Running out of space 🙊 oops

Ten more minutes 🥱 😴

BREAKING: Rachel Lester will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

We cosmopolitan today homes 💁

Aaaand relax 🙌 Hello London 💁

Happy fuckin' #mcm How's everybody's week lookin?

Absolutely gorgeous show at the local theatre. 💃 🎭

Happy fuckin' Friday y'all! 💃

Today's office is Edinburgh. The city is pretty and all the boys look like Andrew Garfield 😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿