alex blagg

right now there’s a girl in Silver Lake getting ready to go to a halloween party as Amanda Seyfried’s horses

write your spec!

gonna say this as the blessing before thanksgiving dinner

holding our noses and putting up with a president who was clearly a child sex predator is just the price we must pay for 50 year mortgages that will allow all americans to access the dream of paying 4 million dollars for a $300,000 house

i know this is some kind of trap, but it’s a very good trap

GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING LOSING

Most intriguing Canadian brands I’ve learned about from ads in Toronto’s stadium: Tim Hortons Sobeys Old Manitoba Bunion Cream Heck Jebley Capital Terry’s Taco Sasquatch Cigs Stubblejumper Airlines Chinook Subs & Suds

a quick reminder you have just over six hours left to watch and post about One Battle After Another before you will be forcibly removed from Silver Lake

I didn’t get raptured OR invited to charlie xcx’s wedding 😤

if the damn rapture happens before I get to see this new paul thomas anderson movie i’m gonna be so steamed

everything is chill and normal on the other site

sooo I just want everyone to have healthcare and not be slaves for billionaires but now half the country wants to do a civil war against me because one meme-brained MAGA guy shot another MAGA guy for like not being Nazi enough??

I actually listened to Sam Altman on Theo Von’s podcast because I wanted to hear someone cosplaying as the dumbest guy in the world talk to someone cosplaying as the smartest guy in the world

looks like we got ourselves a real Hell Yeah situation here

It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!

yeah trump was probably at the big pedophile parties but maybe that’s just the price we have to pay to starve Gaza, take away Medicaid, open concentration camps and send several generations into forced retirement to bring about the billionaire dream of an uninhabitable AI slopworld

these NYT Best Movies of the 21st Century lists are incredible. not since the Nextdoor app has it been so casually revealed how many absolute psychos are living among us

to all my fellow Cuomoheads — I know tonight was tough. but the energy and excitement we’ve built around this candidate and the billionaire dark money PACs behind him won’t be stopped by one primary. tomorrow is a new day and we must wake up and continue our fight to maintain the status quo!!!!!

can’t imagine going through the training and discipline required to become a Marine only to terrorize the people you’re supposed to protect because a reality show host who did an insurrection told you to

we’re gonna need a bigger Luigi

Nothing more LA than this woman selling dirty dogs in between rubber bullets and tear gas

welcome to the revolution, waymo

what do these nazi pigs think they’re doing in LA? every one of our skate kids is the joker

it’s great that our only functional opposition party is now run by annoying social media managers who used to tweet for Doritos

sorry but I would never take any pharmaceutical called “Skyrizi”. i’d rather have psoriasis than take a drug that sounds like a junior high basketball player who fingered somebody one time

imagine being the richest and most powerful man on the planet and just getting absolutely worked, publicly, by the dumbest guy alive

yeah it’s an irma vep hat, I got it online. my whole personality is that I want to jack off in the criterion closet, follow me on letterboxd

if you like drugs you should honestly try coaching little league and watching your 10 year-old who hasn’t hit much all season mash a 2-run HR to win the game for your team

did you ever even stop to think you might be a rat in a cage BECAUSE of your rage?

it’s so funny gavin newsom heard pundits saying liberals need their answer to joe rogan and then made a solemn choice to start his own podcast where nazis can say whatever they want

it would just be horrible if this started happening everywhere all of the time

now that trump has taken over the Kennedy Center you gotta admit it WILL be kinda funny when greg gutfeld is awarded the mark twain prize for american humor

I deeply miss the comedy of overzealous ushers trying to be funny before a movie at the Arclight

drake now has kendrick right where he wants him

the Wellness Grifter Alert Index levels in LA are still dangerously high

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

by this time next year the American social safety net will be just begging Mr. Beast for succor

seeing Cybertrucks everywhere now

City of LA deciding who does and doesn’t get emergency phone alerts

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

I like this app Watch Duty because it sounds like i’m jon snow doing something noble and not just desperately tapping back and forth between apps liked a frightened possum trying to figure out if my house is about to burn down

merry christmas luigi

“it’s a-me, the natural karmic endpoint of death cult capitalism!”

honestly never had a meal at McDonalds that made me feel like “you know what, I need to do right by CEOs”

Just made a compilation of my first five “Architect Who Designed New York” vids, they are funny and I am proud of them Not a bad way to spend less than five minutes imo:

if they ever do catch the shooter, I can’t even imagine the lecture he’s gonna get from barack obama

I already ate 13 oreos and unfollowed the dalai lama on instagram today, what the fuck have you done

instead of scolding people online for making jokes about a dead health insurance CEO perhaps you should consider voting for Bernie Sanders in 2016

murdering healthcare CEOs works