Alex Goldberg

The USA match looks like Where's Waldo on easy mode

I made a webapp to nurture my colleagues' obsession with the Big Bear Valley Eagle Cam. The eggs are about to hatch - guess when! illeaglegambling.com

sandwich or no sandwich? @chemjobber.bsky.social

Insane trolling by the NHL to do an outdoor winter classic in Miami

every 2-3 months, I get tagged in a post here, and pop in to say hi anyway new pfp dropped, i am still cool, young, and hip

alternate title: Techies Eating Salad Like Aristocrats (TESLA) wapo.st/3Ye5s5Q by @lisabonos.bsky.social

me and @chemjobber.bsky.social on insta. Some things never change

More like the very WASTEFUL caterpillar

lol

I just wanna say... I used m-dashes before chatgpt. Do I need to stop now?

NO JOB'S TOO BIG NO PUP'S TOO SMALL

BREAKING

5 bullets on what I did this past week: - Ctrl+D - F4 - Ctrl+Shift+⬇️ - Ctrl+C - Alt E S V

does this imply that CEOs are dumber than normies? or just the ones who play linkedin games?

AGHHHH

Ah well, canada lost in the 2010 round robin too, and Crosby got the gold medal game winner

And if you are among those affected by these cuts or understand scope and consequences, please feel free to reach out. Find me on signal at lisajarvis.77

Hi, pharma! This Saturday evening FDA purge includes, for example, people who make sure clinical trials are run safely. Any thoughts?

The tkachuk brothers are two sides of the same dung

stay humble

coward

Why do the 9 hippos come to work AFTER all of the guests have already arrived????

I’m putting together a post on what’s going on in the trenches in various parts of the NIH. Anyone who would like to share experiences (anonymously!) can reach me at Dblowe.18 on Signal

Last month, Calvin Robinson brought antisemitic Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon onto his podcast to explain why he believes that "Judaism is a pernicious evil."

Willing to comment for a trusted outlet on the current NIH mess on the record? DM me, please. Please RT #chemsky 🧪⚗️

just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator at the department of chemistry. i was in charge of making all the olefins trans. (am i doing the meme right?) #chemsky

Our son's pet dog, Taxi, was thankfully found by a stranger in the presidio... What none of us understands is how he escaped.

laws schmaws right?

what a... disparate array of products for one amazon site

Thanks to those who’ve reached out the last few days. I am grateful that my family and home are safe. Many of my friends and colleagues have lost homes. If you want to help Caltech/JPL faculty/students/staff, a relief fund has been established: giving.caltech.edu/areas-to-sup...

gritty city!