Tim of Finland

Perhaps morons should not have the liberty to gamble?

a non-union choreographer caused several witches to get kicked in the yoni at walpurgisfest 2026

A sauna gollum should expect being farted on and having said fart contain sweat splatter

Wrapping up watching Danny Carey cycle thru the drum themes in pneuma, nice, nice

Carting out a vegetative war criminal to throw a ceremonial first pitch

hitler2 will fix the prices, but they burn his house?

went as myself this halloween, a gentleman with a nuanced dump truck derriere and enlightened opinions Fuck Bolsonaro

I now know what "brain fog" means ... fuck me

Entered an office, entered the wrong code for the security terminal, put my keys on the table, walked out the door, realized I was locked outside, realized I was locked into the courtyard, called someone, security came and let me out, ended up 200€ in the red in billable hours for it

you and me both, my friend

Just upgraded my trousers to those of the seal

boys will say “meet me at this marked location” and then have “pathing issues” and “despawn”

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ff2 is futisforum2

I reconsidered my opinions on second flight football in the UK after being taken down a notch by ff2 poster DerPuntergangFC

I'm haveing a project where ai rewrites the bible, each iteration making it more secular until in the end all the people will be atheist

inspired by the 40-50 tomatoes I grew and had eaten this summer, I'm going to start toiling the soil for sustenance

What does any of this mean

Looks like hardware prices are being offloaded on the customer in a circumvented manner. Seeing crappier warranties as default on the business side and missing chargers on the consumer side.

ThinkPads ship without chargers now??

Crustables digestibles

Watching chernobyl a third time?

Witkoff, Shitkoff, fuck off

Tim who shares a first name with me is once again entirely insane looking

nice, nice, outlook stops updating inbox randomly before ya boot the app up again, very normal

An eggdolphin matron pummeled me into submission when I tried to snatch its eggs

A warlock made me a swineoid :weary:

Sam Fartman

Getting diarrhea from going to hell sucks!

I met an up and coming right wing influencer with aspirations for higher office, his name was Jackington Awff, and he perished by the grace of God.

Getting killed hawking my universally reviled 'Elvis Filet's' at the crafts fair

This is how I look when I post

I'm a mobbster now, my name is Vincenzo. I beat off

Next walpurgis I'm saccing a sheep

Peter was always with his invention, the puter, he was con puter ... see where this is going?

but not all artists had an inhale exhaust until you die phase

brotehr, show me your mandatory pointillism piece it was what we call a trend these days

back in the day every artist had a pointillism phase, where they did one painting in the style and realized that it sucks

Peter Puter invented the comPUTER

something wrong, 8 am cant stop postign

Schmutzler is a god tier name tho da da

I bet the basket cost 3000 dollars hehe

a creative process that does not end in shame? that kind of thing is not for me

Spending 18 hours editing my video about shogun 2, featuring footage from the return of the kign before killing myself

Telling the homies that they're doing no nut november right after locktober

Lauhing, thinkin about a german having a bad day and low blood sugar going "Scheisse" .

Do not hold it against me if I can't remember the exact maneuvering, ok?

"When we get there, we are crossing the T! " The Japanese cross the T instead. "Shit"

Tsushima strait is the funniest naval battle because the Russians had to take these routes to get there only to get stomped

I guess I use my cats for attention too, so who am I to cast any stones. Alas, I'm the me, you're the other!