Alisa

If stupid jungle primaries pass when ranked choice voting failed ... 😠 Anyway, vote no on question 3 MA.

Small changes have huge impacts. What can you do today to make a difference for animals? Eat a plant-based meal? Buy an animal-free fiber or cruelty-free cosmetic? How about enjoying entertainment that doesn't use animals? With every decision, you can make a difference. 🐰🐷 PC: Nichole Roller

AI sucks, obviously, but after years of typo-prone texts and posts, they now have the benefit of proving I write my own stuff.

Bye Dan Goldman. Please do let the door hit you on the way out.

Husband is in NYC and found out the hard way that the orange idiot is ruining the Kicks game for the whole city. Defund the police.

Good riddance, Spencer Pratt. Feel free to go back to your crystals cave or something.

If the amount of birthday party invitations I am seeing made with AI is any indication, we are all fucked.

Local elections yesterday. 85% of eligible voters decided not to show up. We are now controlled by Republicans.

Having an emotional breakdown watching this Survivor chaos. #Survivor50

PabloReports: Donald Trump is complaining about the results in Virginia. He seems to be very distressed. AOC: I’m sooo sorry for his heartbreak at this moment, and I look forward to adding ten more Democratic colleagues in November.

We need Medicare for All. And we need a Mamdani for All.

First episode of the season I have gotten to watch live, and boy, I'm glad I didn't have to have Reddit spoil this for me. #Survivor50

TACO Tuesday be TACO Tuesday-ing, I see.

The golden throne he deserves.

Fuck that golden turd. No Kings!

Hey look, they remembered there is a Tiffany here. #Survivor50

Yeah I know people don't name themselves and a name doesn't define you and blah blah blah what the fuck kind of name is Markwayne?

Well this is all fucking terrifying. Another day under the Trump regime. But hey, if we are all talking about starting an unconstitutional war with Iran than we aren't talked about the Epstein files!

Welp, here we are. Aligned with the genoicde regime attacking Iran. The peace president, am I right?

One hour into #Survivor50 and I'm locked in on this Devens/Christian alliance to the end

I refuse to watch the walking orange temper tantrum (but am listening in to The People's SOTU), so big thanks to everyone who is taking on the suffering and bluesky-ing for the rest of us.

There's still going to be snow piles in May, isn't there?

SCOTUS rules against Trump. "A woke liberal court against MAGA" soon writes the orange toddler on FakeTruthSocial

Wow.

For all the bad in the world, the good news is they are finally building a Costco near me.

Making my foot and a half of snow count

F this guy. youtu.be/diY_zbbAtto?...

I hope those whimpy ICE agents live up to their name and freeze over in this storm.

If anyone needs a laugh, my four-year-old found my menstrual cup in the closet, grabbed it, ran over, and handed it to me, yelling, 'This goes in Mommy's butt.’

What the actual fuck is happening today?

I'm so damn embarrassed to be an American

A little known fact is that a good way to show how peaceful you are is to invade another country.

So we are expecting Trump to announce an attack on Greenland thirty minutes after the next batch of Epstein files? An hour?

More proof that traditional media is out of touch: The level of pearl clutching over Mayor Jacob Frey dropping a well-deserved f-bomb versus the outrage over the murder of Renee Nicole Good

The more I look at the updated food pyramid, the more it looks like a third grader made it on AI.

Fuck ICE and anyone that supports their Gestapo

Have the Republicans held their January 6th Holiday Party yet?

My husband travels so much for work that we have Diamond Elite status with IHG but kinda want to try to convince him to switch to Hilton now.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Duh, he started a war with Venezuela because Biden did a bad job ending the Afghanistan one. The peace president!

It is so refreshing and hopeful to be this excited about an Inaugaration. #nyc

Happy ZoNew MamYear to all who celebrate good things!

I will be asleep before midnight, and I also don't live in New York. But knowing Zohran Mamdani will be Mayor when I wake up is very, very exciting.

Anyone else still not able to listen to "Fight Song" without getting all the 'goddammit she should have won' 2016 vibes?

Trump sits on a (golden) throne of lies.

#Survivor is terrible this season, and sure I am watching the finale out of a feeling of obligation for 50 rather than enjoyment of 49. But shit give me 312 more hours of shit Survivor over 5 more minutes of the rambling deranged grandpa.

Lawd this season is so bad like why am I still watching this? #survivor49

After-birth adoption: when the dominant political party forces people to have babies and then takes away vaccines, which will inevitably kill some of said babies.

Jeezus I remember the days when I would absolutely have been one of those people waiting outside of Target for hours. But today, my Black Friday spending totaled $0, I had no idea Target even had this bag giveaway thing, and I haven't shopped at Target since they dropped DEI anyway. #growth

EZRA THAT CHOREOGRAPHY SHIT GIVE THAT MAN AN EMMY AND HOLY SHIT JORDAN #DWTS