Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel

me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast

Who else has dreamed of artists that don't exist? I once dreamed that someone asked me what music I liked and I said I had been 'listening to a lot of Mossy Lamoo recently'

long day hula hoops and columbo

Let's be honest though, it's 95% Ricks

Hi, I’m Chloe, I’m a squishy human person who’s been around for donkey’s years, and this is my artwork. I sell it online because this is the path of least resistance currently. Here are ten recent pictures all of which are currently for sale through my website. www.chloecumming.com

Who’s up for teaching me to juggle

Small child behind me on train: ‘butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly BUTTERFLY BUTTERfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly buttERFLY butterfly’ Tannoy: ‘See it, say it, sorted’ Small child: ‘…sorted’

Fell asleep on the train and dreamed that Morrissey wrote a song called Vegemite Val

Flavio Bolsonaro sounds like a euphemism for coffee that someone's shat in

feels like a good time to do some magic

Genuinely thought this was Pam Ayres

Quite the moon tonight

Show a pic on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

I’m about to run a bath. Odds on another massive cock made out of bubbles?

Mentioning the Grumbleweeds in relation to last night's #totp sent me down a rabbit hole today. Here's a thing I didn't know existed: they made a psychedelic album in 1972, arranged by Alan Hawkshaw. It's patchy, but this track is pretty great.

@mealygarage.bsky.social I just remembered that I dreamed we met Andy P

Calm down, Keir Starmer #totp

Glamour Puss are fire. By which I mean those dresses look flammable as fuck #totp

A Little Bit More is creepy as heck but the video is objectively hilarious #totp

This is why Putin's got it in for us #totp

I have a bad feeling about this 1976 episode #totp

I was right 🍾

From the major motion picture 'I Don't Think That Man Should Sleep Alone' #totp

I have a good feeling about this 1987 episode #totp

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here shaky, hold this massive bollock would you #totp

It's cabaret night on the Enterprise-D #totp

I really want Toyah's cape. And also to make a record with Phil Spalding on bass, but that's less achievable (RIP 😔) #totp

This is exactly what my last day at school was like too, we all joined hands around Mr Holmes and chanted 'DREAM BREAKER' and then tied him up in ribbons and threw him in the River Parrett #totp

Kylie *is* Top of the Pops #totp

'Quiet night at the fourth best open mic in town' energy from Oasis there #totp

Limp Bizkit following in the footsteps of U2 there, taking a piece of music and stripping it of its most interesting feature, in accordance with the tradition of boring white men everywhere #totp

All I remember of Ghetto Romance is my friend's review of it in the university paper, which ended with the line 'I hope someone does take you seriously as gangsta rappers, and shoots you' #totp

If a bloke ever tried to woo me with a song like Amazed I would throw hot soup over him #totp

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I was on the phone to Jamelia #totp

'Any original ideas for your new music video Richard?' 'Thought I could walk aggressively down a crowded street' #totp

If only that were true, you tedious little man #totp

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