Andrew Littler, Anime Protagonist

We got Ethan Klein to shut the fuck up before GTA6 came out.

Ethan Klein is a Zionist, just be happy his affair was with an adult.

Of course conservatives hate Greta Thunberg, she started out as a child they couldn’t fuck, and they m she grew up to be more important and not yearning than any of them are.

Wait, wait, wait, @pearlmania500.bsky.social, how do you two manage to pronounce the surname Reese properly, pronounce the possessive Reese’s properly, but STILL manage to pronounce the peanut butter cups like “Reeseys?”

Don’t ask a Crusader-themed band if they’re secretly Nazis, because they will very passionately act like a bunch of Nazis.

“I graduated to John Oliver when I was a late teenager.” Jesus Christ, @oldmanweldon.bsky.social, I have been mortally wounded. I got into Bill Maher in UNIVERSITY.

Truly a nightmare: I dreamed that I found frozen peas in my freezer, so I didn’t go out to get peas. Now I do not have frozen peas for my tortellini recipe. 💔

Rob Lowe being a conservative isn’t that hard to believe, @thebeaverton.com, he did rape a child, after all. That’s practically a GOP registration at this point. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Oh shit, @ihatejamesdobson.bsky.social — JD Vance? James Dobson? James Dobson Vance!

Dogs are like people if they deserved to have dogs.

There was no werewolf barmitzvah. Boys may become men (or II men), but when men become wolves, they’re just wolves. Werewolves are not wolves, they are wolf-human hybrids. Wolves are wolves, werewolves are anthromorphs. youtu.be/6gCj62KHG0g?...

For some reason, a movie about a fascist obsessed with having children is still relevant

Sex is the only thing Elon doesn’t have to pay people to come first in

Tony Hinchcliffe is the DJ Khaled of comedians

If you guys liked Saved, @faithadjacent.bsky.social, you would LOVE Edie Arnold is a Loser. It’s about Catholic school students who accidentally end up in a punk band called the Nundead. I was lucky enough to see it’s first screening on its tour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLJ1...

I knew Vivek Ramaswany was stupid, but I didn’t think he was stupid enough to get caught in a story about a Republican failing to “pick up” a child.

Because podcast synchronicity is my favourite thing, @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social (and Rachel), the Vulfpeck that worked with Jackie Evas also worked with Sammy Rae, the next concert I’m trying to find money for. Like, next week. youtu.be/JPde6_050IQ?...

Joe Rogan fans are the Snyderverse of ‘comedy.’

I didn’t think to actually make note of when you said it, @justinmoris.bsky.social, but I did note that you predicted Woody Allen would be dead by now, but…

You know what’s silly? When we talk about the era of Germany where it was ruled by Nazis, we call it Nazi Germany. But when we talk about the era where Israel is run by the equivalent, we just call it Israel.

Well, @justinmcelroy.bsky.social, have you see Justin 8 lately? Are you still ready to get zesty? Are you regretting giving your bit a date yet? youtu.be/ONSWw4aBBLg?...

Dear Internet: preference is not a bias. Growing up with an Xbox does not make you biased towards it. Working for Microsoft does.

For someone complaining that people are putting words in her mouth, Pink sure as fuck agreed with everything everyone said she said.

Speaking of Muskrat being lying all the goddamn time, @oldmanweldon.bsky.social: www.jalopnik.com/elon-musk-te...

A YouTuber named Tom, driven by a guy named Tom, on a train named Tom(as) youtu.be/Dr4lseoF82c

Speaking of vastly misinterpreting the intention of a community to the point of contradiction, @illconceivedpodcast.com - incels. They began on a woman’s forum created to help lonely people find love. Naturally, the people with good advice used it, and those who didn’t, stayed. Ipso facto: rot.

n m u?

As an angry atheist who got into Maher because he was the only one on TV, @oldmanweldon.bsky.social — Religulous is when I gave up on him, and realized how fucking lazy his arguments. I still remember seeing the bus ad on the busses I took to Kwantlen.

Well, it’s nice to see Bluesky is still the Gail Simone & Friends app.

Oh @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social, how can you complain about great food songs and forget the greatest food song of all? youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...

This just in: Matt Taibbi is still the dumbest little shit ever.

The greatest lie Israel ever told was this genocide is only bad if Germany does it.

We need to keep making more Luigi’s until they stop being convicted.

Grok is the reverse Ultron futurism.com/future-socie...

I’d be surprised if you hadn’t seen this, @jarvis.bsky.social, but Youth Pastor of Capitalism is the perfect description of Gary Vee youtu.be/5Xpx0l6FXJU?...

I’m sorry, @quorators.bsky.social, but this is the only Cheeseburger song that exists in my heart youtu.be/TCIg14jOYxM?...

Speaking of explosive… reactions in a grocery store, @wtyppod.bsky.social, that’s how I found out you can have TOO many antibiotics. What fun. (And my parents just came home from wildfires in Canada 😬)

@jarvis.bsky.social if you’re looking for D&D music, check out Pocket Bard — a very cool app I very much like and very much have no use for because I have no one to play games with. And Jordan, but I can’t find his Bsky.

Ted cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the wet warm feeling down his leg.

There is a nonzero chance that Pete Hegseth’s opposition of vaccines comes from ‘mandate’ sounding kinda gay.

Blastoise is my dad

Of course Republicans hate the queers, Nazis were historically opposed to the Allies.

WAIT A SECOND Does Noah’s flood mean no one else had a boat? Did they not eat fish, too?

Aggressive monetization, @morgansung.bsky.social? The Sims is the single most aggressively monetized game out there. Expansion packs for The Sims cost a total of about a fucking grand. The game about living lives charge extra for having pets, for having a job, or going to school. It’s a joke.

The Pokédex describes Pokémon as animals with powers, but we rarely see regular animals. This suggests Pokémon might be mutant animals that eventually replaced their non-mutant ancestors. The fact that we still see fish could be explained by water powers being redundant under water.

Dear Cursor, Shut your ads the fuck off.

As a podcast freak, I recognize a lot of bits of stings, @wtyppod.bsky.social. This is the first time I can name exactly where I recognize it from. It’s you. I recognize it from your pod. pca.st/episode/a36a...

Guys, @walsh.bsky.social + @lukeburbank.bsky.social, - iPhone and Android apps are built independently - when a podcast is recorded on video, it is often just so they have clips to share online (youtube.com/shorts/A0gmo...) - just delete the NYTimes app and reinstall it, it works for me on iOS

Muskrat isn’t just promising self driving cars, @clareblackwood.bsky.social (et al.), he’s been promising them “next year” every year for more than a decade. (And the ban on plastic straws is more about their shape making recycling difficult. greenprintproducts.com/impact-of-pl...)

HP Sure Start was a fucking terrible idea