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Voted this afternoon, get stuffed gop.

Happy 77 birthday to Dire Straits' Mark Knopfler! 📸Joby Sessions

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

NASA’s Artemis II Reveals the Basin in Full For the very first time, the mysterious Orientale Basin has been fully photographed. Thanks to Artemis II, humanity now sees the Moon in unprecedented detail, reminding us of the endless wonders beyond Earth. 🛰️

Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft after completing the translunar injection burn. There are two auroras (top right & bottom left) and zodiacal light (bottom right) is visible as the Earth eclipses the Sun. 🧪🔭 #Artemis www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

Don't sit on other people's bikes Y'all, just don't, it never ends well

the types of podcasts: a guide

Good way to see downtown Dallas 😁

Nine Inch Nails Dallas

Back on the bike today 😎

NIИ show in Jacksonville Fl. I'm deaf now. (Volume warning for video)

Hahahahahahaha TurningPoint half time performance headline….. wait for it….. KID ROCK Hahahahahhahaha

We need to get tactical. If OpenAI’s revenue falls by 2%, it will make a difference. The best way to ignite positive change is to carry out an economic strike the tech CEOs can’t ignore.

Welp surgery is done and I survived. Lawdy am I glad that's over with. No gym or motorcycle for 3 weeks 😞

live your life with boring enough opinions that you are incapable of becoming the main character on the internet.

Pathetic little weirdo

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

jesus fucking christ www.reuters.com/world/europe...

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

Had a dream last night my car was stolen. Called emergency services but had to listen to advertisements before I was put through to a dispatcher.

WHAT IS YOUR CAT"S NAME , GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Nothing like getting absolutely baked and reading weird sci fi.

Ai slop browser anyone?

Good turnout in Hollywood FL, got there early it grew a lot more.

They're finally roasting Peter Thiel.

so cool how they're pivoting to porn to try avoid the correction looming over their heads like the sword of damocles

who do you report stained MedBed sheets to

Some of the biggest scumbags on the planet, go figure. Hope they choke on it. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

HOT SINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA HOT SINGLES HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMITER HOT SINGLES ARE ZEROING IN ON YOUR LAST KNOWN LOCATION HOT SINGLES ARE INITIATING ATTACK FORMATION DELTA

Got a flu shot and covid booster eat a dick rfk

The Dutch have always had a good sense of humor. m.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRX...

Had ZERO clue these funky birds got so big youtube.com/shorts/vAYMu...

@theliamnissan.bsky.social Congrats

DARPA MEETING Scientist #1: what if we came up with a cannon that shot a thousand miles Scientist #2: what if hot boxed a lobster lol lmao Director: i have made up my mind

New Call of Duty Adds Trash Collecting Game Mode hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

The Justice Department's acting deputy chief was caught on a hidden camera saying that the government will "redact every Republican" from an Epstein client list and "leave all the liberal, Democratic people."

So can we all sue DOGE and Palantir once our identities are inevitably stolen?

Ukrainian Flamingo missiles 😍 Inspiring. Beautiful. Based.

Coworker lectured me on how unhealthy my Skittles drink mix is while they regularly take the goat dewormer to stave off illness.

From this month's edition of The Onion.