Mummy dearest

Ugh could you not. Fraud on debit card. Click dispute in app. Msg to use chat or call. I use chat. You need to call this number. Call the number and that's security. transfers me to credit services. Oh it's your debit card? Transfers to banking. I ordinarily love my credit Union but that was 💩

Every time another layoff is announced I feel like it's a video game where the doom voice says "another contender has entered the arena"

Thanks Jacob

"Secular tailwinds." Gonna chew on that phrase for a minute

It's guillotines right?

Hey neighbor

MN.IT please tell me you're going to modernize the State's career portal. My spirit frequently leaves my body interacting with the current system.

Go to your camera roll, search boat and post a picture you like. Kiddo taking a turn on the Vancouver water taxi.

If you are someone who was in awe of all the fireflies we had in Minnesota this summer, but you’re also raking, bagging, & disposing of your perfect habitat for firefly larvae (and many species of beneficial native insects) to safely overwinter in, WTF are you doing?! LEAVE THE LEAVES. 🍂🍁

"You can't hurt me; I went to middle school in the 80s" I repeat as I get another job rejection.

Oof stress hurts.

Present to myself cause I had to pay Avis a small ransom. Upcycled earrings from the set of Cabaret revival on Broadway. Fringe from KitKat club

We love our neurodivergent king

Thanks VP of HR for reaching out about a role I already applied and was declined for.

Some Like it Hot for tax purposes

Same, Kirk, but I'm yelling Workday

Job searches are just cycles of humiliation rituals this year

Psycho for Tax Purposes

You mean the constant masking and feeling like you're working to fit in when everyone else seems comfortable wearing their human suit.

driving to Texas might have been less dysregulating than trying to navigate Costco on a Sunday

This October weather reminds me of when I was splitting my time between Lexington, Kentucky and Minneapolis. The be weather kind of like this in the fall in Lexington -- maybe a little bit cooler and then I would come up to visit Minneapolis and it was so freaking cold.

Waiting for that interview feedback

When I was 5 my mom wouldn't let my brother do karate so in my head I imagined karate was a roller rink with people just walking around with knives. JD, forever 5.

A 3rd awoo?

Phone screen this morning so now I am clammy and excited/nervous. I think this role would be a slightly better fit than yesterday's interview. Ok body regulate your temperature and tell the brain enough with the eeeeeeeeeeee tinnitus

Ok y'all, I got this right?

Eating before the interview so I don't go hangry but also trying not to eat so much I'm sleepy.

What's a little rain among friends @deveric.net @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @perennialcycle.bsky.social

Every time I think I can park downtown and catch the 94 to St Paul, there's sports. Thankfully found on street parking with Vikings stuff in full swing

There was a lot of stopping in gas stations, nodding like you're totally following along and then hoping for the best

Super weird reach into your pocket and find the tiny remains of a squishy toy/fidget

Relevant spooky season watch:

I was starting to get nervous but I received the followup interview request today.

oh and the glasses seem to be really great so far. I can't really complain -- I ordered my progressive/prism nightmares on the 26th and they arrived today. happy spooky earring to all who celebrate.

Trying to celebrate the wins: I ordered new glasses and usually my lenses take forever, but they're due to be delivered today which is early. So yay for small wins.

Related to nothing bsky: Libertarians seriously have the worst takes.

A small thread of stuff that's on sale on the shop that's super cool. We're 9 LGBTQIA+ crafters so everything bought here supports the homosexual agenda. Which is snacks.

This tickles my brain

A beaver and a wasp festival? How is one supposed to choose?

Are they just saying my lenses will be too heavy? Luminosity? "We are going to process your order but found the prescription of glasses exceeds the manufacturer's combined luminosity"

I cannot catch a fucking break

Will I return the item before the 30-day return window ends? A page turning mystery by my brain.

I think that went pretty well. 🤞🏻

The interviewer won't see me, but hoping looking like myself will keep my voice confident and bright.

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