You! Can! Leave! (parody)

Thank you Brazil for doing the right thing. Next, the US will follow you and Hungary and reject fascism.

Whitney is making absolutely no sense on #WWHL

Erin has an amazing talent at always making herself the victim, no matter what horrible thing she has done. #RHONY

I love that LVP is dragging Kyle and I know Kyle is watching. @PumpRulesVegas

Lisa Vanderpump looks ageless. @PumpRulesVegas

Am I the only person who doesn’t know who Elizabeth Holmes is?

Nothing says visiting Japan like walking around looking for a trash can. IYKYK. 🤣🤣🤣 #RHOC

Vicki is just foul. I actually sympathize with Tamra now. Make this her last season. #RHOC

Aww.. Kimberly Ghoulfoil had to resign. Now lock her up. And Piggy next!

Vicki is still a Debbie Downer. #RHOC

Does Emily ever tell Shane he’s a good dad? #RHOC

Reading comments by men under posts about the Cornell 7 is truly frightening and revolting. But there are no words for women like Megyn Kelly. Absolute trash.

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Erin is exhausting. Always the victim. Mean. Boring. A total downer. Always complaining and starting shit. Not fun. I realize all franchises need a villain, but I can't stand her. 7/8

I like Jessel even though she is a dingbat and socially inept. She is a bit of comic relief if you don't take her too seriously. I think she's trying too hard, but in her essence, I like her and would enjoy hanging out with her. #RHONY

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Sai is much more authentic this season. No more of the influencing that she did in season 1. I like her much more. 5/8

Hailey is a hoot, but she's majorly messed up. I'm not sure about her. She's not someone I'd want to be friends with. That's how I judge my housewives. 6/8

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I was on the fence about Carole, but she's growing on me. She's staying out of the drama so far and is accidentally hilarious - thinking birds were drones when Jessel was talking about her father's death was hysterical. 3/8

I do like Daisy, even though she's poor. But I hope she doesn't hitch her wagon to Erin. Big mistake. Huge. 4/8

I'm enjoying this season of #RHONY. Here are some of my thoughts. 1/8

I like Erika. She seems kind of normal and in a happy marriage. And she's rich. This is what we want from housewives. (sorry Daisy and Gina) 2/8

I can’t believe nothing was said about Nathan’s DV accusations and him being a fugitive. WTF? #WWHL #BelowDeckMed

Turns out there were legal reasons why they couldn’t say anything. They could have at least talked about how shitty Nathan was as a leader, but instead talked about Luke.

Really disappointed that Sandy was okay with Gen assaulting Luke. #WWHL #BelowDeckMed

Lol. #BelowDeckMed

Cooper deserved a bottle of red wine poured on him. #BelowDeckMed

I would like more of Emily's mother-in-law please. She is so much fun! And looks RICH AF - not Coto de Caza rich, but real rich. Make her full-time and make Emily a friend of. #RHOC

Leslie Grossman is hysterical on #WWHL

This might be the first time I am enjoying a season. Keep it up ladies! #RHOC

This Cornell 7 case is exposing a much larger issue. It’s not just Cornell. It’s not just those men. Read any comment section under any post about this. My question is would those defending the Cornell 7 say the same if the victim had been male (and perpetrators male)? Or 7 black men?

I miss Monica’s crazy mom. #RHOSLC

I seriously hate St. Patrick’s Day. Love the Irish ☘️ though. #RHOSLC

Meredith should also come out with an inflatable travel bathtub-for adults who act like babies and always need a bath. #RHOSLC

Lisa Barlow was not invited to the Oscars. Bronwyn actually went. #RHOSLC

Britani annoying the piss out of Meredith Marks is my new favorite thing. #RHOSLC

Prediction: the Marks family will start selling wigs and hairpieces. #RHOSLC

Like Heather Gay on #RHOSLC, I don’t understand the hatred I see for Jessel Taank. Is it because they started off as fan favorites and people just need to hate someone? With Erin on the cast, how is Jessel the one you target? #RHONY

Always shocked by my friends who say nothing - genocide, ICE abductions, gang rape, not a word, but a story about a dog being abused? They’re ready for war. I just wish people cared as much about human suffering.

Sai has become much less annoying. Jury is still out though. #RHONY

I’m always surprised that Erin becomes even more unlikable every fucking week. As bad as Jill Zarin at her worst. #RHONY

I’m dying! 😭😭😭 #RHUGT

I’m bored with Heather Dubrow designing ridiculous homes. #RHOC

So Tamra has another child who isn’t talking to her? #RHOC

I am officially a Faith stan. #RHOC

Sorry Andy, I just can’t watch Erin on #WWHL.

Gen is actually a psychopath. #BelowDeckMes

I thought Teresa’s Halloween costume was Laura Loomer. #RHUGT

Kyle is coming off as such a prude. #RHUGT

Just finished a month long stay in Philly. Had a great time, but I have to say, compared to traveling abroad, traveling in the US is a harsh reminder of how unhealthy many Americans are and how under-developed we are as a country. But hey, we have billionaires!