Alberto Florida Man

Please remember this election season that every Republican ad is a billionaire trying to buy your vote because he thinks it will be profitable for him.

According to Google Sports, Marvin Harrison, Jr. is the fifth leading former #Buckeyes receiver in the NFL this season. Not many would have believed that possible when he was drafted. I hope he is reborn playing with C.J.

Fucking Mourinho 😂😂😂 I can’t help liking him… and I am a Barca fan.

As a legit lifelong Giants fan (going back to Y.A. Tittle), watching Giants-Texans and seeing C.J. Stroud go up against J.J. McCarthy on a team coached by a Harbaugh is a severe test of loyalty.

I hate to disagree with the esteemed Chris Doran here, but I think instead of suffering together for the remaining time, as he suggests, #Crew96 should consider scoring a 5th goal while short-handed.

I don’t know much about goalkeeping but it seems to me that a ball that crosses the box within 3 feet of the goal line should be collected.

In junior high school I had to buy a nickel bag in the parking lot between classes and hope it wasn't oregano. Now I get reward points and excellent customer service from my budtender in selecting strains for their terpene profiles during their convenient business hours.

This one is going to go over like a... Led Balloon

This is a national message. Billionaires are trying to buy our country. THE USA IS NOT FOR SALE!!

Disappointing as the result was, for about 25 minutes in the first half #Crew96 played some of the most beautiful soccer I have seen in MLS. I have rarely if ever seen a team anywhere so systematically break down an opponent with passes through their lines. It was a joy to watch and deserved a goal.

So, about the “Have you ever won a Cup” chant last night: 1. YOU DON’T DO IT WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING FOR A CUP BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE THEIR ANSWER IS “WE HAVE NOW” 🙄 2. You don’t do it against a city that has already won 11 of them 🙄🙄 #CAPOING101 #Crew96

If you can believe it, someone one wrote a book called “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”, and it wasn’t about KFC 🤷‍♂️ #Crew96

Unacceptable if #Crew96 miss the playoffs.

If I were President, “looks like my daughter” would not be on my qualification list for Press Secretary… or any other position 🤷‍♂️. I guess that’s just me.

Damn! If I had been looking at the standings I would have been more enthusiastic about watching Miami beat NYCFC last night 👍. #Crew96

This now has me thinking about my favorite accents. Can’t really argue with Cajun being high on the list, and I like a French accent, but my favorite may be British-Jamaican.

In any other administration this would be on the front pages for weeks as the scandal was thoroughly investigated.

Do I want to switch it up? Nah… I’m good. #gratefuldead

Non-zero chance that the Republicans are leaking.

WSJ with an October surprise for a Dem in Texas? I am a bit surprised.

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Midterm Test

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but… did #crew96 even have a giveaway or did they just rely on @supportersupply.co ?

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

I know posting your Wordle is passé; but this one was weird. Wordle 1,932 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

4 points to 1 vs. Miami. By far our best head-to-head result for a season. 1.55 to 0.32 xG on the broadcast screen. Really good performance and a fun team to watch tonight 👏👏👏 #crew96

If anyone has anything to say about Schulte’s goalkeeping after watching that display…

Say whatever you want about Miami, but having a guy who can do that a dozen times a season is fucking insane. And if you want to blame Schulte I’ve seen him do that to half a dozen GKs now. #crew96

Well earned yellow for Casemiro as well. #Crew96

That was an obvious PK that shouldn't have needed VAR.

This is an impeachable offense. This is a betrayal of the law and his oath of office. Every American should condemn this. Your tax dollars are being used by a politician for a campaign ad, and not only aren’t Republicans being called on to condemn it; Democrats are again asleep at the switch. Gross.

As a #crew96 fan seeing these two names together on this list hurts my eyes.

I’m not pleased, but I am tolerant of the team’s performance under LC. Even in the losses the soccer has been watchable, but a couple of really bad losses are killing us, esp. the DC loss 🤮

Shouldn’t even be a hot take: Zawa is one of the best central defenders in the league and we are absolutely solid with him in the middle of a 3-man back line. #Crew96

Blessed relief from VAR.

#crew96 with another MEANINGLESS MLS match tonight in Montreal. You should still come watch with us at Tav to make sure the Lads stay sharp for The Cup!

This Ohio State performance is just one more example of the coaching genius of Ryan Day and why he is clearly the best coach in college football. #GoBucks

I’m going to be one of the few who gives him the benefit of the doubt in terms of this not being mostly about money. A tour is a big commitment of emotional and physical energy and i get not wanting to just write it off as a waste, but i hope he wakes up to the bigger picture, and I don’t mean PR.

Hull City top of the table ATM 😂😂😂👍👍👍

I am not a huge tennis fan, but this is an amazing personal story. Son of immigrants grew up in a storage locker. andscape.com/features/im-...

Has one single Republican said that this is corrupt or in any way criticized this?

Top 5 all-time national anthem last night in Miami.

Not nearly ready but WTF… in honor of #Crew96 #GratefulDead night… Likely to be worse than @acesradio.bsky.social @acesradio.bsky.social

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

Coolest Browns t-shirt I have ever seen… in Boca Raton 😂