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I finished my very first sweater, logged on to Bluesky and discovered the #showmeyourknits theme is sweaters! What great timing! 🧶

This week's envelope art is a mushroom!

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Welcome to the committee to ban doorbells from commercials and podcasts. Please announce your attendance by barking like a psychopath with a chainsaw has kicked in your door.

should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind and may this year not suck as much as the last five years combined

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

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To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for: 1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;

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My sister and I were in 3rd and 4th grade and one of us had acquired a copy of Matilda. Who started reading it first is lost to time but every moment it was set down for even a second the other person snatched it up, ending with an epic fist fight, a torn book, and our mother reading it aloud.