Alec Mento

Also get a passport and make sure you have your birth certificate, for when they “question” your citizenship.

R.I.P.

You're more likely to win the lottery.

They said one man could make a difference, and sadly, they were right. America, YOU VOTED FOR THIS.

Yes, we should have a lot more U.S. House Reps! Among other things, more Reps means less power per Rep, which means they're more amenable to the will of their constituents (which they'd have many fewer of).

The only sound I hear from Donald Trump is WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"Just another day in a country being devoured alive by corruption and the shittiest rich people imaginable."

The GOP is attacking a victim of child rape while protecting pedophiles.

“Bush lost the cities. Will Trump lose the suburbs?” — a hot take I actually wouldn’t mind reading.

Too little, too late, inventor of “the death tax” (the Estate Tax) and “government takeover” (the Affordable Care Act).

And what would I say to America if the next pandemic started because we couldn’t do without mink coats? YOU VOTED FOR THIS, that’s what.

Everyone’s a terrorist to an actual terrorist.

A boycott of Everything Ellison would be relatively easy. Hell, I watch old *Star Trek* episodes more than anything else.

WAAAAAAAAH

Every word of this article is true.

Tax the Rich! #Pinks ⭐️

I see on the news this morning that Trump is still on his “Kiss of Death” tour.

#turnyourback on Facebook and Instagram.

Even *Consumer Reports* -- *Consumer Reports*! -- has stepped in it now.

To those who believe in a higher power…

Return to Sender

All drama, all the time.

#prettymuch

I've seen lots of ads for Republican candidates this cycle, and not one has identified the candidate as a Republican. That's a tell.

Once again: leave Facebook and Instagram. Now. They'll never learn until people leave them.

R.I.P.

Don't "reach out" to Republicans unless you're about to slap them upside their damn heads. #turnyourback

What a surprise to hear that Meta rigs the game for right-wingers! Meta won’t learn a damn thing until we all quit Facebook.

Profoundly sad to hear of RJ Mitte’s passing.

I hate touchscreens. Tech bros would call me subhuman for that, but they can go fuck themselves with a million sharpened broomsticks.

They're not livestreaming an execution. So #turningyourback works, then. Who knew?

Taxpayer money to spread anti-vaxxer lies is exactly what America voted for in 2024.

Cf. Aaron Rodgers claiming he was "immunized" against COVID without getting the actual COVID vaccine, or George Santos explaining that he said he was "Jew-ish," not Jewish. America must love this kind of shit, because they keep voting for it.

Believe Nothing This Administration Says, part 25556.

Paul Krugman says Trump will destroy as much of America as he can out of spite if the midterms don't go his way, and all I can say is: America, YOU VOTED FOR THIS

Buh-bye, Andy Harris.

Tonight I began unsubscribing from all the good government organizations I've received emails from for over 20 years. That sentence probably doesn't communicate how sad I feel about that.

Here's an idea: don't watch it. #turnyourback

That's Dells wife.

Hey, @wsj.com there is no “debate” regarding “consent”. WTAF? Debate? You sound like you’re owned by rapists clean your f’n house www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...