Amy Hates Football

The people next to us at the game yesterday left an unopened package of magic mushrooms when they left. It explains so much. 🤣

I just remembered the premature fireworks at the game last night. What was that about? 🤣

It feels like it’s been forever! Happy Victory Monday, Seahawks fans. 😍💚💙🏈

Seahawks with my kids and their misguided friends.

When my daughter was young, she was away with a friend and we took our boys to the Cheesecake Factory without her. When she found out, she cried and said, “you know how I love factories!”

I guess that’s how you get to the World Series. My team would have let three runs score. 🎉👍

Cal in a colon cancer screening commercial is insane. 🤣

I think it’s too cold for baseball anyway. This is me being petty about my greatest enemy The 2026 Seattle Mariners.

Voting for whoever bans pharmaceutical commercials.

That was a good time. 🤣 🏈

It’s a great time to be a rapist, apparently.

It’s nice watching someone else’s quarterback do annoying things.

I forgot there were protest today because Bluesky is basically my only social media now, but I did turn in my ballots. 👍

Only one thing will fix the depression caused by my sports teams:🍊💩🪦

One consistent thing about watching Seahawks games is that one guy in my section who cannot manage his own alcohol intake but is absolutely positive he could manage the team better than any coach out there and spends the entire game yelling about it. 🤣

My daughter just sent this from home. 🤣

I’m glad I took my meds this morning. 😅

Just what we planned. 😅go hawks. 😅

Just found out there are three Seahawks Sounder trains to and from the Sound Sound again and I cannot be happier. 🙏

You got something on your jersey - me to every Cardinal player

Ok…what are we doing here? First The Bear and now Widow’s Bay? Does the word comedy mean nothing? Both shows were great but there was very little humor in The Bear and Widow’s Bay was so scary I had to stop the show and watch with my husband. 😅

Go, Hawks, I guess. 🔱💩🚽

The Rams, huh?

I just remembered that the federal courthouse in Seattle has several 1776 flags decorating its outside walls. It feels weird? I get the 250 years thing, but it was never an official flag was it? And it doesn’t represent most states?

It’s good the Seahawks won bc otherwise I would not be able to stomach all of this Rams worship.

Crossover.

Not much I want more than the Mariners making me regret not buying post season ticket strips for the first time in four years. 🙏

The Seattle Mariners: Not a Fun Time -the series

Rainy baseball. 😑

Ahh, but also if you want to learn the skill of fishing, make sure you’re prepared to pay for lessons plus interest for your entire lifetime probably!

My manager changed her email font to bold, purple cursive so I guess I need to quit my job. 😑

I fear my mental health is depending far too much of the Seattle Seahawks. 😅 Last year every win…up until the last, felt like a bonus. This year I have, expectations. 😂

The Seattle Mariners, who have tortured us since March, should let us have Geno Suarez as a little treat. 🤙

Dear Grim Reaper: I hear the third time is the charm. You know what to do next.

JESUS CHRIST PICK ANOTHER FUCKING 80 YEAR OLD. LET US HELP YOU!!! 😭😡