an wolfshit™

It belongs in a museum

"I am Groot" Groot grooted grootily.

"I am Groot" Groot grooted grootily.

In case anyone wanted an emotional breakdown tonight, you're welcome

Guys you're never gonna believe it but I actually FOUND my religion! It was in the OTHER corner! I feel so stupid!

Me and the boys hopping on wikipedia to edit dead celebrities into the past tense

Wack

You can tell a lot by a person by how slowly they say "okay"

Digimon lookin ass

How long until Ethan Klein goes full right wing grifter? I'm thinking end of November

garfield sensory homunculi

I just found a lego piece in my underpants

one punch man is just the tick for weebs

one punch man is just the tick for weebs

it's "gigantic mixed drink" o'clock almost typed o'cock which is an irish hooker

if flubber was discovered today it would give you hella cancer

On a whimsy tolerance break

if flubber was discovered today it would give you hella cancer

Casting Mitch McConnel as Milhouse in a live action Simpsons movie

if they only got one of them, would we have called it the Twin Tower singular? The Lone Tower?

Enormous Reedus

Enormous Reedus

new spooky month, new dipshit™ Tried to paint a background similar to the original movie and font

you guys think my "one free rental" blockbuster gumball is still good?

"baby got back" The doctor after making sure the newborn had all the right parts

Got some Grog for my birthday

an dipshit™ Fun Fact™: Mickey Mouse's full name is actually Michard R. Mouse (I cannot repeat what the R stands for. Different times then)

I HAVE AGED!

I HAVE AGED!

thhe human body is just 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘥 with sphincters

poisoning the well by forcing AI to explain all my jokes

thhe human body is just 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘥 with sphincters

The masculine urge to watch someone drop a camera down a very long tube

This is why I got kicked out of the zoo

This is why I got kicked out of the zoo

an dipshit™ fun fact: Les Paul is short for Lesbian Paul

explaining transitioning with a simpsons quote "remember alf? well hes back, in PAWG form."

I can't believe how fucking hard I work at my job

I can't believe how fucking hard I work at my job

Personally I think the Nobel Prize for Literature should have gone to R. L. Stine

We should let rich people colonize Mars and then nuke it

fresh account, working on it

Puzzles are just video games for idiots

I love the "I just ate an entire pot roast" emoji!🫄