Andreas Petersen

Someone let me make a movie of Santa Ragione's Horses, it would be shot on black and white 16mm film on location in the Italian countryside it would be so expensive and make no money please someone let me make this.

Life when you and your girlfriend have your own bedrooms

Worlds Best Commercials promo (1994) : 2s

Fucking PREACH

Nikki from Obsession joins Fortnite

Words fail to capture how much I love the Pumpkinman series

[wakes up groggy] what did I *do* last night?

Many years behind the time and embarrassingly out of the loop, but I only learned about Andrew Huang's incredible short film Kiss of the Rabbit God yesterday when my girlfriend showed it to me. Smash cut to me last night, drunk and crying while watching this youtu.be/bmCw-e72zs8?...

Movie looking like it'll win 12 Academy Awards (derogatory)

[reading Mike Flannigan remake discourse]

Looks like a movie that would get a wide release and win the weekend box office in 2006 (complimentary) youtu.be/rN8Ke4mWKG4?...

Happiness is a big YARG

Meta presents from the Talk To Me universe

Watching the new adaptation of one of my favorite books of all time.

Not sure what to make of this, but I'm hearing rumors that the Godzilla Minus Zero 4DX screenings are "burning through" the "gingerbread cookie" scent. "The fucking thing goes through one [gingerbread cookie scent oil] barrel a fuckng showing" one theater manager said.

you'll use your phone as a paranormal investigation tool

I say this with an abundance of love in my heart, and a belief that most people in the world are truly decent. But I sincerely believe that the people who made Tiffany Sloan, Tilly Norwood, and Jean Phil all deserve to be beaten to death with ball-peen hammers.

The Rock Band mod community is equal measures essential and horrific.

Me hearing Obsession awards discourse in October

The Ebeneezer trailer shows that Ti West isn't venturing far from his horror roots. Depp, who plays the titular crank, is seen pulled into the depths of his bed. Eagle-eyed horror super fans will recognize how this visually echoes an iconic shot from Nightmare on Elm St., which also starred Mr. Depp

"You have to see this new political ad" I assure you I do not

I'm going to laugh so hard when Sixers get bumped in the first round by the Raptors

If you ever wanted to land me on some sort of FBI watchlist, get two 6% beers in me and ask me what I think should happen to people who use generative AI.

The "upcoming shows" slides that play before a stand-up show are funny because it'll be like "oh wow, he was credibly accused of sexual assault. Jesus so was he. And that guy openly admitted it. Ooh, Maria Bamford is coming in December!"

Opening credits to indie horror movies will be like "Butt Plug Yeti Films Ltd. Presents The Butt Plug Yeti"

While going through some old notebooks, I found my hand drawn map of the underground boat section of the game Garage: Bad Dream Adventure

Blumhouse and Cheetos have joined forces

The games that made me

Me if they ever make it illegal to eat a pound of Twizzlers in three days.

Playing this game at 5 years old changed me at a molecular level.

I wish a horrific fate upon every person who writes a "DOES RESIDENT EVIL BREAK THE VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION CURSE?" article

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?

A nice time to remember you are under no obligation to subscribe to Netflix.