Andrew Fear 🎃

Pat McAfee after someone pours up a double shot of whiskey

God gives his wettest socks to his strongest soldiers

If only there was a place to store that tire

@tomzorz.me when I took him to Farmer Brown's

bluesky has four types of users

Halloween this week Election next week Edmund Fitzgerald the week after that Important time of year for bluesky dot app

help me afternoon Celsius, you're my only hope

Boy it would be nice if we could participate in that flurry of upsets. Oh well...

New friend

Once again I wish I was in the tax bracket Meta thinks I'm in. I got an ad for a vacation in New Zealand for *only* $25k

can somebody yell at me this evening to put laundry away?

After seeing the movie yesterday and listening to the Phantom Island podcast, I kinda want to go see Digger again. Thanks, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @noescalators.bsky.social and @jasonkirk.fyi

good morning @scribblymoth.bsky.social

i am le tired

Huge tulip festival

oh shit, i gotta appease the green owl

I just heard like a really weird mechanical, electrical grinding sound. It was short, maybe half a second. I wonder what it could have been

I wouldn't let PB eat street pizza (streezza?) and now he's refusing to continue our walk

Seeing "Death Becomes Her" on Friday 🥰

I saw two movies in theaters this weekend. I think that's two more than I've seen all year prior.

mf said wuote

that was quite the succulent chinese meal

I went to the grocery store. I made a list on my phone before I went. I got to the store and said, "I don't need to look at my list. I only need a few things." I forgot something on my list.

Illinois beat Oregon Scott Frost beat #2 BYU Nebraska managed to lose the bye week

This is what happens when the ACC covers All Coasts

Imagine how bad your SEO is when I google "<company name> omaha website" and your website isn't even on the first page of results

I usually spend my Saturday planning my food fusion for the next week, and I'm really excited about this upcoming one (I say this almost every week...I just love food)

Ole Miss / Texas Colorado / Okie State NDSU / TURQUOISE World Series