Andy

Me to my penis whom bored.

Suddenly I identify as a beige rectangle.

Breakfast, it's fruity too 😜.

Good monochromatic morning to all you fun people in my phone. #mcm #monochromaticmonday

Like I've said @andyukb.bsky.social shorts are always the correct choice. Also, do we all like my Birkensocks? They're called fashion huns. Look it up 💅🏻🤳🏻😘.

#Neflix I see you logomaxxing.

If you use Edge to edge does that equal Edge²? 🤔😏.

So should spicy thirsty Thursday thirst traps becum a thing?

Ahahahaha peekaboo 🤣. I'm not sure why find this so funny. So on reflection I'm going say number one, but without the final step.

When it's bin night. #StarTrek #Janeway

GM. #mcm.

Feeling like I need to be validated. Should I post another thirst trap?

Evidently I got a little colder than I thought I would. But red goes faster no? So it'll I should stay warm. #gaymer #XBOX

Andy's brain at 02:37hrs.

Me, but with 75 Wikipedia tabs open.

Ahhh what's all this then @xbox.com ? #gaymer #XBOX

#Inspired.

All you awesome people in my phone, please remind me what theme is today's thirst traps?

So Mr Brightside has been in the UK charts for 10 years. Talk about doing just fine.

My penis.

Help me step bro.

#MCM Monday and all that. #monochromemonday

Is your birthday common or not? Mine isn't, I'm darrrkk blue.

Not proud of, posh enough to admit it, this is why I only fly Oneworld Airlines.

Brain won't stop braining 😮‍💨.

So it's thirsty Thursday again and I realised I needed to beat last week's thirst trap. So how's this?

I forgot it was hump day. Is this an appropriate submission?

Feeling a monochrome myself today. Here's a second thirst trap, please validate me lol.

Probably also me today 🥲.

Me, but my alarm today 😮‍💨.

MCM Monday and all that. Here's a pretty standard thirst trap from me 😈.

Evidently I like red. What's on everyone? #gaymer #XBOX #red

Is the f for free or fat in #fcf? Anyway here's a post gym thirst trap.

It's thirsty Thursday yeah? So is this an appropriate thirst trap?

Yeah I did it again. Anyway edging really is where it's at aye?!

Yeah I'm bored and can't sleep. Is this anything?

Just has a pretty good wank if anyone is interested 8=👊🏻D 💦.

Whoops nearly missed #mcm. Which one is better?

Update, this came to a messy conclusion. Also not my keyboard auto suggesting I type facial after messy 😂.