Andy Rimmer

I'm not saying my mate is out of condition, but he won Benidorm's wet tee shirt competition last year, and he didn't even enter! #LunchPun #joke #funny #jokes #humour

Bob The Bewilder #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Blow mix Up #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Sin Perplexity #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Tales of Huckleberry Chagrin #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

50 Shades of Disarray #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Disarray of Light #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Confusion by ELO (no effort) #ASongOrMovieForConfusion

Evening: restoring parity up to sunset #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

My mate's missus has joined the Green Party. 'At least Christmas presents will be easier: fishnet zeros in her stocking!' #joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

Croakback Mountain #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Hiss by Prince #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Yelp by the Beatles #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

The King's Screech #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

anything by Sheryl Crow #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Bray A Little Longer #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Pet Sounds (no effort) #ASongOrMovieForAnimalSounds

Promote: defensive water obstacle against hookers #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Three pathologists walk into a bar. 'Three halves of embalming fluid, barman?' 'Usual with ice... making em last again!' #joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

The World Is a stage but Not Enough #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

I Want To Break Free of the fourth wall. #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

anything by China Crisis #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Phantom of the Soap Opera #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

There Must Be an Angel by the Histrionics #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Callback To the Future #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Stagecraft III: Reign of Chaos #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

anything by Shakespeare's Sister #ASongOrMovieForAllAboutDrama

Putting the clocks back last night and gaining an hour is like a bonus track on the new album 'Amanda Holden Sings'! #joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

Like A Prepare #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

Coordinate to Hell by The Clash #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

My Chart Will Go On #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

Sort Apache the Bronx #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

Stop Sorty #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

ABC by the Jacksons #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

A Touch of Class #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

Making Plans for Nigel #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

anything by New Order #ASongOrMovieForOrganising

My mate talking on a vox pop podcast. 'Tell us your backstory?' 'Mainly lower back pain these days... had a slipped disc a few years ago!' #joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

Voodoo: excrement from the Caribbean voo bird #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

My mate bought the latest AI sexbot. 'It 's so realistic it wants to wash its hair just like my ex-missus!' #joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

The Holding Forth Protocol #ASongOrMovieForTalk

Converse Air #ASongOrMovieForTalk

The Red Address #ASongOrMovieForTalk

Dialogue M for Murder #ASongOrMovieForTalk

Sermon Everybody #ASongOrMovieForTalk

One Tittle-tattle After Another #ASongOrMovieForTalk

Say Say Say (no effort) #ASongOrMovieForTalk

Chattanooga Choo Choo #ASongOrMovieForTalk

How many coroners does it take to change a light bulb? But first ascertain the cause of death of the old bulb! #joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

'Is this a swagger I see before me?' #ASongOrMovieForConfidence

anything by Bryan Adams & Strut Lange #ASongOrMovieForConfidence