Andy

Very excited for #Broncho to release their new album #NaturalPleasure. I pre-ordered their yellow vinyl record and sweater combo already!

The easiest way to tell that Bill Gates spends tons of money on PR is the fact that if you Google "Bill Gates bond villian" there's only like 15 image results, not even a full page... Try that with any other billionaire.

They don't make couches with tall backs or headrests because they want your head to slowly internally decapitate. It's all in the Bible.

RIP Ontario 😔

Can we put Musk in the superman space prison?

Shit like this exists and people go to prison making weed gummies still... 🤦

Got so much grit that my dentist told me I have tmj

This weeks news cycle is ruining me. Definitely need to disconnect from Insta and Reddit for a while.

Jfk when Mike Pence and Steve Bannon become the voices of reason what's left of these so called "guardrails" that were supposedly in place?

Trump is a product of western denialism. This government is a brain parasite eating at the core of democratic society. Continue to let it grow and we will have to start a process of self dismemberment.

Tried to make my hair more Lynchian and my partner said "Your hair is giving two cookies and coke"

A Linux distro that's just like Ubuntu called Ubuntu also.

God? No. I only pray to woke furries now and I'm just about to pull out my rosery beads.

Is anyone building an FPS videogame that employs educational collective action with anti-capitalist sentiment? I want to shoot facisists and undertake strategic rescue operations. Like a mix of Far Cry, Wolfenstein and The Magic Schoolbus.

Tumblr is Gen Z's MySpace

I'm more of a softship kind of guy.

Do people just go on Tumblr to spoil shows they haven't seen yet?

The USA right now

I was never really a 4channer(?) but, I guess I hung out with some 'coolguyz' back in Ventrillo days. They used the phrase "activated my almonds" once and I was hooked. It's mine now, fuck your own face.

My partner doesn't check her phone much at work. I told her that "I set some hand sanitizer on fire in our kitchen. For scientific reasons, don't worry" with zero context. This is a good example of how stable couples don't get bored of eachother ever.

Only half way in and this week seems to be just as exhausting as the last two. I wish I could literally walk away from my responsibilities but it's -20°C outside...

Looks like they were trying to sell fancy cheeses lol

You know if a hot tiktok ufo lady can convince me plasmoid orbs exist we might still be able to save North America's educational system.

Hey Santa can you shove a brand new Samsung SyncMaster 753DF CRT monitor down the chimney for me pls?

The aliens are actually just here to observe winter trains piercing through the snow with their jubilant decorations and loud horns.

HEY GUYS! It really is just THAT EASY! Cum on whatever furniture or backsides you'd like. I'd just enjoy consenting to seeing it on my explore feed. Please and thank you. Much love 🫶

I skimped on my standing desk by getting the crankable model... This was a mistake. I'm thinking I can maybe jerry rig a cheap drill to the rising mechanism for the low price of my sanity and pride.

All of my recent dreams feel like that episode of Star Trek TNG where the ship is trying to form an intelligence through the holodeck

We are truely living in a bananas in pyjamas world. No one lives in a shared reality anymore. At the end of the day if things become what we make them out to be, there going to be a lot of things! 😬

I start a game on my Xbox 360 and it just works! I start a game on my (now apparently ancient) original Xbox One and it gives me errors at least 7/10 times "The game took too long to start, please try again" I'm not hard resetting this thing and if I do it'll mean a hard reset into the ground.

So we get a skibidi toilet movie but my generation was robbed of a mlg 420 illuminati movie...

Just purchased some emergency preparedness kits for the house. Was heavily contemplating getting a nice red crowbar... They only had small ones for sale though. If the worst ever happens I'd like to be just as prepared as Gordon Freeman was. Now to start my search for HEV suites...

Okay so, in the next week I'm imagining we will have some big ass CME's coming our way from the sun. I could be completely wrong but I just have a feeling.

Very compelled to just take the whole day off and play Warcraft III on a Windows XP virtual machine.

ISO a podcast that won't immediately radicalize me every morning.

YouTube needs to install some type of AI filter for videos. I hate Meta but at least they try with this sort of stuff.

There's that line "We need a bit of christmas, right this very minute" - does it come in an injectable version? Not looking for side effects, just instant results.

Ah yes, the SAD season has started for me. Seems to take place around the same time my hands start bleeding from how dry the air is.

There should be a feature to report a post for being incredibly based. So based that you must write at least 3 paragraphs about why it's so amazing. Then it can go on to be featured in a physical magazine alongside some featured reports explaining why it's so incredible.

I think bald caps are a very poor representation of actual baldness. I've seen very few "perfectly" bald people in my life. There needs to be a little tiny bit of stubble to sell it unless we're to believe they have full scalp alopecia.

I'm noticing more UFO sightings online. Hopefully we didn't just become the galactic drive in due to some unforeseen event...