Andy Griscom

Some can’t t even distinguish between cars and….

Herbert is such the nerd king that his athletic training staff is the Geek Squad.

Terminator would have been a little too on the nose.

Reassuring to hear the FBI director clarify that the FBI is not *in* to beastiity they just have a higher threshold for what counts as participation.

Our greatest waste as a society is having spent 15 billion at the box office on Spider-man and still no one understands the power/responsibility dynamic.

T-minus 27 minutes to the first NFL Sunday and can we not do this with Russell Wilson?

He’s going to lose another chunk of his base by admitting the moon landings were real.

Everyone loved loosey goosey Billy B. until they found out how down to clown he really is.

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I’m starting to think this guy might not know how swamps even work.

Are NDAs for sex workers still binding once one of the parties is dead? Asking for Lindsay Graham.

We really should stop leaving the fate of the world in the hands of people who have failed so completely at running a Sunday potluck.

Funny what can happen if you campaign positively on making positive changes in people’s lives and then, you know…fucking do it.

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi and Grogu

The Mighty Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

He’s talking about the round of Carbombs he did with Hegseth, Mike Eruzione, and Pam Bondi’s coke guy at the FBI’s September 29th Christmas Party.

‘Scotty knoweth not that Fiona and I do it in my van each Sabbath.’

So if you got to pick the name of the hurricane what would it be?

Who wants to start the go fund me?

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I wouldn’t open up the comments if I was doing Tremors erasure either.

This is a fun one for the ‘I saw someone buy crab legs with a snap card’ crowd.

You don’t want to know what was in the donut order:

If we’re going back to a monarchy of inbred Europeans I would at least like to had one of the ones that requires at least cursory military service.

If anyone needs to be reminded that the founding fathers were men of their time and not eternal super geniuses I offer that Gouverneur Morris, the man who wrote the words ‘We the People’, died of infected internal injuries inflicted while trying to dig a blockage out of his own urinary tract.

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Awaiting Bill Simmons like it’s the moon landing.

Watching the Super Bowl in Kansas City and my internet completely crashed when Bad Bunny started leading me to believe the only part of the game anyone in KC is bothering to watch is the halftime show.

Had to reset four cable boxes to show the Super Bowl. So just going to drop these fun Google results here, apropos of nothing.

At some point of wealth money ceases to exist in the sense that making it or spending it has any real consequences in actual life. The only thrill remaining in the end is to take from others for the sake of taking.

Please find an attached NDA wherein you will find a clause that says ‘if anyone asks you have to tell them you were working Vandalay Industries.’

So now they’re saying guns actually do shoot people?

Chiefs Fans:

Seeing footage of young John Cena forces me to consider the possibility that he took a chair shot that actually fixed his brain.

Never open your mouth until you know what the shot is, Charlie Brown.

I’m watching the Chiefs ‘live’ and am also five-ish minutes behind and I wonder if it has to do with watching the game on my local CBS Station via Paramount Plus as presented on Amazon Prime. Can we just go back to cable?

Reminds me of my Civil War exam which was four questions on an index card, took (I think) three of these and almost five hours. What’s your worst college memory involving one of these?