Andy Kimy

RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman

CALLING IT: The first candidate to mandate movies start at their designated time will run 4 terms like FDR

Headline is literally posted three times in this post with zero context.

Ignore the hate: Digger is EXCELLENT.

...is GooGoo Gaga

Ah yes, a news story for the common american

Every single photo of this man looks like he just collapsed on the couch after taking a shit. Seriously: look at every photo he's taken since becoming Veep.

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OMG she k*lled her!

WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE 9-25 (SEPT 25) DOLLY PARTON DAY

The Dolly bio-pic should just be about her writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day

We m*rder Jolene at dawn!

Low key been calling my kid Journathan all week

Soccer is like if recess were a career

::Reagan hiding in the Trojan Horse:: Nothing better for the outside of a man than the inside of a horse

That light Mitch McConnell is heading towards is the fires of hell

Backrooms (2026)

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. But what if you *can* do the time? The world is yours. Be ungovernable.

I’m no scientist; but sleep?

I genuinely enjoyed The Drama. But my favorite little detail is that anytime they didn’t know how to end a scene, they just had a character throw up.

MOTHER TERESA IS WEAK ON MILITARY DEFENSE SPENDING

Happy “Moon’s haunted” day to all

I can’t believe we’re two days away from Donald Trump saying he flew on Artemis II, and got to walk on the moon

You’ll never convince me that John Fetterman isn’t 3 incels in a trench-hoodie

Chuck Norris died at 86 but I think he would have preferred 88

Daylight is saved. But Gretzky gets the rebound. He shoots. He scores!

We’re quite literally being dragged into WW3 by the worlds dumbest pedophiles

"With all due respect Jake, I have a better handle on the economic downstream effects..."

A lot of bad happening everywhere, but Khamenei having NO designated successor? At 86???

His last words were, “whatever’s in those Epstein files must be baaaaaad” apnews.com/article/iran...

In no uncertain terms, the last decade of Republican politics has been orchestrated by the head of a pedophile cabal

NAME NAMES

General strike.

Weak shit. Pathetic.

Remember when Sean Spicer popped up on the Emmy's like this was all a big joke? Anyway, get some rest. WW3 starts next week. #goldenglobes

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

There we go. That there’s a headline.

It doesn’t get much more dystopian than “Feminism is Bad: Presented by Bank of America”

Frank Gehry's coffin is gonna look like this

Maybe stop charging $15 for a salad

Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs

The New York Times has been sitting on Epstein emails for THREE elections

On the spot.

Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home. So which is it, Zohran?