Moog

Moog

@andytoots.bsky.social

Occasional producer of daft content of varying quality. "You manage to be simultaneously hilarious and depressing." https://sublimeclipclops.com/2022/09/11/creating-content-for-the-great-internet-toilet-in-the-sky/

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Smartphones have significantly altered our brains. A 300ft wall of water crashing and tumbling towards you at over 100mph is now something you film rather than flee from.

I know we’ve all seen a million angles of that stadium flyover in Cape Town yesterday, but it really is just absolutely fucking mental how that got signed off?!

My Twitter account has been locked because I told a MAGA big game hunter, who had a profile photo of himself posing with a dead leopard, that I would pay good money to see one claw off his fat fucking face. I refuse to delete the offending tweet.

Trump looks like a self-important store detective who’s just apprehended a shoplifter with 80 packs of sliced ham shoved up his shirt.

“I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large crypto bung story that supposedly injured my reputation. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, and people are having a wonderful time at the Last Fisherman Cafe at Walton on the Naze.”

It’s like that scene in ‘The Survivors’ episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where an entire planet has been destroyed except for one property. #worldcupfinal

“I’m feelin’ a real tinglin’ right now. Ooh, you know, this spirit’s very cheeky! I’m getting… Maureen? Maggie? No, you’re right, I meant John. And he tells me he was your Dad. Sorry, your brother. No… just a friend. That’s right. Sorry, they’re all talkin’ at once!”

If my boys grow up to be like Jo and Kush from Race Across the World we will have done something right. They’re a brilliant antidote to Tate-style toxic masculinity: bright, kind, compassionate, emotionally intelligent, grounded, and culturally aware. PROPER role models for boys and young men.

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This is like in a zombie movie when someone returns to the group concealing a bite on their hand. But after 12 hours, the rest of the group start to notice the change, and nominate someone to cave his head in with a spade before he goes full blown.

It's refreshing to see footage from a drone chasing someone without it ending in them getting blown to pieces to a death metal soundtrack.

Ben Stone@kbenjaminstone.bsky.social

The drone cam used on the skiing is cool as hell. #Olympics

Oh, nuts. Just heard that Gil Gerard has died. I fucking LOVED Buck Rogers in the 25th Century when I was a kid. I even had Buck Roger’s wallpaper in my bedroom. Who’s next, Lee Majors? Then I get to think wistfully about my love of The Fall Guy. #RIPgil

This has found its way onto Instagram “credit unknown”. So, giving the original another push… because it’s Christmas.

Moog@andytoots.bsky.social

Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄