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So, the radiation and chemo didn't kill me, didn't even make my hair fall out, but it completely broke me financially. Now thanks to Trump's economy, no one will hire a 52 year old, no one is buying books (I'm a published author of 30 titles), and I'm on the verge of becoming homeless with two cats.

#Trump helped #Putin murder a 1 year old girl in a park. This is fucking disgusting. Trump claims Putin is doing a good job in Ukraine, murdering civilians and children. We already know he loves murdering children since he has yet to say anything about the girls he murdered in #Iran.

From today's #Portland protest.

Kid Rock = music for people who know the exact value of stripped copper wiring MAGA who "rolls coal" at protests = has a tattoo of his kids but not custody, pavement princess Red Pill / Tate fan incels = resting virgin face Also, just voted in Utah (Davis County), on my way to turn in the ballot

Russell Dickert from Browns Mills, NJ You know the assignment!

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Your occasional reminder that polls don't mean shit, you have to show up and vote, preferably early and in person if you can

So the guy who tried to say @jamestalarico.bsky.social was in a mental institution, going so far as to harass a facility in Ohio, is, get this, A FUGITIVE WITH AN ACTIVE ARREST WARRANT out of KY. Lulz. LULZ #NickSortor #criminal #fugitive #Kentucky #MAGA #Paxton #Texas #election

US Senator Mitch McConnell demands to know where Senate candidate @jamestalarico.bsky.social has been hiding for two weeks, demanding proof Talarico isn't strapped to padded bed in a mental institution. Provides proof if his own impressive recovery from minor health issue.

Gunther "Russian Mouthpiece" Eagleman, a story in two images. Methinks thy lady doth protest too much. He hasn't been the same since his "daddy" passed away (Lindsay Graham).

One of these days, someone will hire me, a recovering cancer survivor who went broke just to live a few more years. And inshalla, they'll pay me more than the minimum wage here in Utah ($7.25/hr) so I can pay the rent and not be another homeless guy living in his car with his two cats.

Listen, it's bad form to celebrate someone's death, no matter how deserving of it that person is. That being said, I haven't drank alcohol in 34 years but I have an unopened bottle of Oregon's finest blackberry wine in the fridge... and I think being an awful person for one day is acceptable.

Senator Ossof beating beta soy boy cuck Hegseth to the punch with nationally televised execution of fascist-loving Mike Collins. Even guillotine executions in revolutionary France weren't this bloody.

Hey, @mayor.nyc.gov, day 3 of asking for a job! I would be willing to be an agent who helps NYC round up ICE officers who have broken the law when Trump & Republicans are no longer in power & it is time to make them face justice. I'd do it here in Utah, but... Utah loves Trump/ICE/fascism too much

If it looks like a ghoul, talks like a ghoul, acts like a ghoul, it is, most certainly, a ghoul. Yes, you absolutely know who I am talking about. These people are ghouls on the inside, and are changing their appearance to match their personality. We don't have the sunglasses from "They Live."

I'm going to buy a Trump mask for Halloween, an adult diaper, shit in it all day long, then when kids ring my doorbell, I'll take a handful of their candy and rant about tariffs and dumocrats. I'd get a Laura Loomer mask but I don't want the kids to actually die of fright.

If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I hope all the WW2 vets go straight for these fuckin' wanna-be Nazis and fascists wearing red baseball caps. Zombie Founding Fathers laying waste to Washington D. C. I think I just came up with my newest story idea. Someone get me a Netflix exec ASAP.

I'm starting to think Satan got blacklisted because Christians were pissed that he wanted humans to enjoy sex, make sure people got fed, advocates for building affordable housing instead of adding another golden buttress to the eyesore megachurch with the money that was supposed to be tithed...

I don't want @abdulelsayed.bsky.social to win because then I'll have to hear all these raging alpha MAGA chuds screaming about kids getting free school lunches, women getting proper reproductive health care, corps can no longer put carcinogens in the water, and some other shit that sounds awesome.

Since the mayor of NYC hasn't gotten back to me with a job offer, I'm going to ask you fine folks to invest in my new startup business. 3D Printed Patriot Water. Marketed to MAGA types. Full of vitamins and irons and PFA forever chemicals to activate the brain worms and fuel their alpha rage. $$$$

Dear @mayor.nyc.gov, day 2 of asking for a job. This time patching potholes in roads. I'd apply here in Utah, except they don't patch potholes. The potholes here have been carbon dated to 1962. These potholes have grandkid potholes, extended family potholes. Waiting patiently for an offer sheet!

Timberline High School in Boise is canceling their football game and taking a forfeit loss. Idiots are mad that the school might actually be taking the Snapchat threats of rape some of their players engaged in as a serious matter. We'll see how this goes. #Cornell7

Hey, @mayor.nyc.gov, can I get a job shovellng snow this winter? I live in Utah, but we can work out the logistics before the snows arrive. I could do it here, but minimum wage is still $7.25/hr, and I can't really compete with the neighborhood kids who will do it for $5. Thanks!

Dear MAGA, Schools aren't allowed to give kids even a cough drop, let alone hormone replacement drugs. So please shut the fuck up. Also, no one is eating the cats and dogs. But your FBI director fucks animals, and your Vice President fucks furniture, and your president fucks children.

This is basically my entire family minus my brother, who, like me, is crazy but not willfully ignorant and stupid.

I used to just block these people, but have decided I'm going to die soon enough and with that knowledge, my filters have begun to fade.

But I need to smile more.

"Today's MAGA Remedial Lesson - brought to you by the letter B, since almost no one knows the word dumb has a B at the end, as well as Bestiality, the act of coitus with animals that Kash Patel engages in."

I'm just gonna throw this out there: American cities don't need more cops or money for policing. Americans need a living wage, affordable food and housing, and healthcare that doesn't cripple their finances. Poverty is, BY FAR, the largest driver of crime. $7.25/hr is, in itself, criminal.

While it is commandable that all the major news outlets have taken a stand against Trump, let us never forget that they are the primary cause of Trump being elected twice AND consisting of 75% of their clickbait headlines, chyrons, video blurbs, and general voter apathy / outrage.

Jasmine Crockett shows why she was a bad choice for US Senate. Who the fuck still supports Chris Brown after he severely beat Rihanna??? people.com/rep-jasmine-...

It's official, #Kash #Patel fucks animals, is into #bestiality. I'd ask the #FBI to investigate, but some dude named Kash Patel is the director...

More #MAGA memes for when pedophile-supporting, diaper-shitting, antivaxx Trump chuds say / post something stupid (which is pretty much every time they post). Enjoy!

Here's a supply of #MAGA memes to utilize on moronic posts from idiot drooling inbred MAGA chuds. Enjoy!

So, Kash Patel of the FBI is totally into bestiality. Like, he literally fucks animals. That's why he's so adamant about allowing other animal fuckers into the FBI. I guess the FBI now stands for Full Bestiality Integration. Patel is a sick fuck. And MAGA approves, which is no surprise.

Why is it not surprising that Ed Sheeran loves money more than speaking out against the genocide of children. Oh, he performed for Robert Kraft in 2022 and called him "sweet."

MAGA denying their desires but Grindr crashes everywhere they gather.

MAGA in a nutshell (pun intended). As confirmed by the crash of Grindr wherever MAGA / Republicans go.

South Willingham High School boys' varsity basketball inks deal to play conference game against Atlanta Hawks. Kalshi odds favor SWHS by 17.

Republicans used the monkey's paw to get the Supreme Court to disenfranchise voters of color, liberals, and Democrats. They'd be REALLY MAD if they could actually read the story about the monkey's paw.

Connor McDavid just updated his profile status to "see you on the links!" Superb job, Anaheim. Thank Xenu neither the Oilers nor the Panthers are going to be in the Finals. Now I'll just curl another claw from the monkey's paw and wish Tampa gets eliminated. Which means cheering for Montreal grrr

Atlanta Hawks head coach and part-time serial killer Quin Snyder promises he won't boil and eat any of his players after embarrassing exit from #NBA #Playoffs.

The fact that I have to explain satire or parody to some people who feel it their righteous duty to "school" others on The Onion headlines or articles is... The very thing The Onion satirizes. Like, fuckin' Bizarro World and shit. Though American media literacy is at an all-time low.

Oh Satan or Vishnu or Xenu, please let the #Ducks knock the #Oilers out of the playoffs tonight. Finally a year without FL or EDM (and hopefully not Tampa either) would make me so very happy. #StanleyCup #NHL

Dear men, If someone here follows you, then immediately starts a chat with you after you follow them back, 99.9% of the time it is a bot or scammer. Be smart. Fuck with them a bit, but don't give out any real info. When they ask your name and location, that's the sign, so make some shit up.