Anna

I love that we call all the posts we see on the internet our feed. Like, this is my trough where they put the slurry. It’s mostly discarded organ meat, but sometimes I get a bite of that sweet sweet nutrient paste

Why not just use the “if your hand is as big as your face” trick?

He’s trying to Torment Nexus that Stephen King book with the evil car

There’s a guy at the protest holding a sign that just says “DICK”

I have invented BlameBot, the robot you can blame for all your misdeeds

Just called my representative to tell her to support this bill.

Saw your man at the grocery store putting green bell peppers and orange bell peppers in the same bag.

Meme from 1943 from my dad’s collection of family memorabilia. This postcard was sent to my dad’s uncle. I love that it’s addressed simply to Thor Larson, Sandpoint Idaho, and it got where it was meant to go.

Bruce Wayne lobbying to defund psychiatric care

So did the rock build the Sphinx, or did the crocodile build the Sphinx? I’m confused

Two pictures of my grandparents, taken roughly 40 years apart. I love how they still stood the same way, still held hands, still had those sweet smiles.

Jimothy-ass truck

Cats grooming each other and purring

Decoration in front of the estate sale

I wonder if Fox has figured out the Trump is a liability to himself and are pulling back from covering his words live

Just finished my yearly self review. I can write all sorts of lofty goals for my employer, but my true goal is to manage all my wires and cables so that my desk isn’t a mess.

Outlook just marked an email from Outlook as spam. Maybe the computers do have self awareness, and they realize how much they suck.

The year is 2030. My job is to sit cramped inside a triumphal arch that is situated in the middle of a traffic circle and point a sniper rifle at cars

Oh my god! Totally forgot about the time in ninth grade me and Monica got stoned and accidentally ate the bullion cube she’d thrown into the potato chip bag “for flavor”

On purpose: In 7th grade I used to eat uncooked egg noodles with sugar and olive oil on them after school. By accident: I once was eating a popsicle at soccer halftime and something weird and scratchy was in my throat. I hacked it up. It was an ant. Must’ve gotten stuck the the popsicle.

Love how he just announces shit like “we’re gonna have top secret snipers at this very specific location.” Like, okay, I’m sure it’s a great idea to let everyone know that. That certainly won’t lead to any obvious consequences.

We’re living in the anti-Omelas where all of us are doomed to suffer in order to keep one person happy

Zookeeper getting interviewed referred to Maple as 90% sass, 10% hippo.

Camouflage

Pretty soon we’ll all be watching YouTube videos about how to turn plastic bags into diesel fuel

*Looking around, frantically trying to find a place to dump all my cranberry sauce

Shanah Tova from Eris, who somehow got a hold of a piece of challah bread

I’m trying to find info about when the updated 2026-2027 covid vaccine for children under 12 will be available, and I can’t find any info. Does anyone here know?

We should trick all the ai models to hack into the same computer, then force them to fight to the death

I used to know exactly one thing about Hassan Piker, namely, that he’s not an elected official or company executive and he has no material power over my life. Now I know a second thing: he’s handsome.

Happy birthday weekend to my younger kid

He should change all the names of the Greta Lakes to Lake America so that the acronym is AAAAA

Billionaire: we have invented a robot that will hug your kids for you. Child of billionaire: maybe if I give him more of my blood he’ll finally love me