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october fun fact: nicolas cage, as in the actor himself, is a playable character in Dead by Daylight. his perks include the most obnoxious one in the entire game, because you can spam it to scream constantly. and people do!

i'm happy with my pumpkins every year, but i'm especially happy with my btas clayface pumpkin this year

it's hard for me to get as excited about baseball as it is football, because there aren't interceptions. they should work on that

my greatest burden is that i can grow a thick, full-bodied mustache, but i can't stand the feeling of it being longer than the '2' setting on my trimmer so it always looks halfway-done

wi governor's race sucks right now because if one side wins someone's gonna have to [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST] a governor, and if the other side wins someone's gonna have to [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST] a bunch of data centers. kind of lose-lose for not wanting to get banned for this post.

i wonder when zillow will ban "virtual staging" in pictures that changes the positions of windows on the walls, invents new fixtures on the ceiling, etc. "lol"

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/

more relevant now than ever

plugging second monitor in to home desktop: the weekend is upon us. good times are back forever plugging second monitor in to work laptop: the yoke of tyranny weighs heavily upon my cursed shoulders. the long dark midnight of the soul is here.

watched oz perkins' Keeper tonight with posting pals. i liked The Monkey more than a lot of people, but absolutely LOVED this. what a fantastic little gem of a movie, nailing the tone he's been trying to hit with every single other one of his movies

my wife likes to refer to the little never-busy, not-long-for-this-world restaurants i love to go to as my "rescue pugs" and buddy: i'm adopting as many as the bank account can support for like 30 years each.

i worked in hospital food service in college, after being told it was 4 days a week they scheduled my second week for 10 days in a row (i was also hired to cover weekdays not weekends) and i just, didn't go.

i, for one, support tesla adding a "kill me and everyone on board immediately, in a way that makes it clear it was my fault" button

there's so much stuff about the early 2000s that people have memory-holed, because there was just, So Much Stuff. tenacious d had a platinum album that came out 2 weeks after 9/11. that's the climate we were in

no amount of the brewers winning is going to trick me into getting into baseball, but i'm glad they're trying

hanging up even a single halloween decoration has filled me with such energy. the suburbs ftw

ever since i learned that locusts are just grasshoppers that got so many in one place they all went Sicko Mode, i have thought about it at least once a day

witnessed a Free Fire Cascade tonight at hot yoga, as one person farted and suddenly like 5 others let it rip as well. before you ask NO i was not a part of this action

- a fine is a fee - the fee established here is $200 + court costs to send shrek dick pics to state reps - i think there's some real growth potential in this sector if you're willing to be a middle man

met a bunch of our new neighbors while raking our leaves tonight, and i realized that very soft-spoken older women talking to me makes me feel like i am getting yelled at. which as my wife pointed out, seems like Some Psychology Going On

ordering food from a new pizza place, having to comb through their yelp photos like a forensic technician to figure out if their pizzas are america-sized or europe-sized. DESPERATELY trying to find even a single picture with a person and a pizza in the same frame

i'm realizing that this is the cat's first fall indoors. the good lord beeftank is Losing His Mind at all the little leaves falling

seasonal namechange, sure, fine

first horror movie of the month, Buffet Infinity with pals. 5/5, A++, onward fortified mind.

chimed in for the first time on a work meeting to get two people who were raised-voice fighting, actually agree that [thing that a person i work with more was suggesting] is totally doable + good, and everyone should do it, and here's how. kinda understanding why they hired me now

never has there been a man more vulnerable to the soft findom of guilt, than noel household

thursday night green bay packers game, or "the reason why friday morning will be a brutal slog" as it's known in this house

you can't talk about kirkmas but you CAN talk about easter, the most famous holiday about how it was Good, Actually, that a dude got got

my contribution to Transplant Discourse is i've lived in a bunch of college towns and a couple decidedly-not-college-towns in my life and if you are living in new york (or cosplaying as such), buddy...you would not enjoy cities that don't get a lot of new people coming in regularly

best part of october (other than the candy): watching a bunch of youtube horror shorts to curate an anthology for people worst part: having like an hour's worth of material and everything else that's good is clocking in at 40m+

finally digging into the tv section of archive.org, and within 10 minutes debating whether i need any other streaming service ever again

ok so while i cannot in good conscience EVER recommend working for an unbroken string of flailing tech companies, i CAN wholeheartedly endorse getting a job in the warm and mellow embrace of the university system as a follow-up

(delusionally) i'm not becoming a birder in middle age, i just downloaded merlin because i'm curious about what i hear in my neighborhood

mormonism is basically the aum shinrikyo of american christianity, but other than 'under the banner of heaven' no one really wants to acknowledge that or else you start having real uncomfy conversations real fast

great news at the new job: having a meeting cancelled 15 minutes beforehand hits just as good here, as it did at my old job

packers loss was dogshit and very sad in this house but it WAS very funny going for a walk right after the game and seeing how many other people in the neighborhood were out, in the green and gold, just trudging off the sadness

I understand it takes time to develop games, but the biggest announcements so far at Blizzcon being a game in 2029 and a game in 2030 is wild. Telling me about a game that far out is basically the same thing as telling me about a dream you had one time.

my 9/11 memory is that it happened while me and my friends were commuting from the high school in town where we were doing our cisco networking cert classes, to our primary high school it was basically like we stopped to get breakfast and then we got to school and we had missed All of History

staying up until midnight to see what presents the saudis are going to bankroll hitting my chimney

(post for eastern timezone and further friends only) no but it would be REALLY funny if it Happened today

i really should've listened to orville peck EVER before today, having discovered that his range (at least, in "already gone") is exactly mine. i could've KILLED at karoke for years now

i agree with ben burnley's "complaining about online people" stance but i simply cannot support playing fallout 4

just had to extract the cat from the basement ceiling, a place i was not aware he could get to. because he sure couldn't get back out himself. fucking a

this is just the answer you get when you've floated all over the midwest but you pronounce "bag" like a normal person and not an sctv character

every australian comedy-game-show i see on youtube reinforces my belief that the better a country's social safety net, the more insane (positive sense) their comedians are allowed to be while still being housed and relatively well fed